WHY DOES THIS HAVE BE MY LIFE?!
So this women came up to me, now this was on June 1st meaning, yay it's gay time. But this woman was no ordinary woman, this woman was a dick juggling thunder cunt, cock sucking som' bitch. And so this woman and I had a lovely discussion about why gay is ok. Also my mom asked me what a bottom was and I think I need holy water after answering. x)
