1. My new life... joy

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A/N I've read a lot of these but then later found out that they aren't finished. So I decided that I would make my own!

This came out earlier than expected, so enjoy a double chapter!

Ideas and criticism welcome!

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Welp, I'm dead... I got hit by a car while walking home... nnn... cliché. At least I can sleep without any disturbances now...

I open my eyes and see two giants looking at me, I just stared back. They were cooing at me, sorry but I don't speak baby, are you going to me yet or maybe your baby giants. Well if you're going to eat me do it when I'm asleep, I don't wanna feel pain...

I wake and look around, 'I'm in a crib... why am I in a crib?...' One of the giants came in, she picked me up smiling. Well, I guess they're going to eat me now just let me go to sleep first. The giant put a bottle in my mouth feeding me. Why is she feeding me?... Is it for more meat on the bones? Just let me sleep...

A few hours later

I woke up and heard someone come into the room, I laid there looking like I was asleep.

"How's our baby?" came a deep voice.

"Shhhh! She's sleeping, don't wake her up," Came a female voice. Wait, baby? I'm guessing I got reincarnated... cliché. Die by moving vehicle only to get reincarnated. Well, as long as they have books I don't care.

"She's beautiful. Have you thought of a name yet?" asked the male voice.

"No, not yet I'll wait till she grows older to see what she's like,"

Nnn... as long as it's not a bad name I don't care...

Time Skip 8 months.

Over the past eight months, I have learned a lot of things. I learned that I am part of an extremely important noble family, why I don't know yet. I have also progressed quicker than a normal baby should, it normally take a baby around a year to walk but I took eight months. I also learned that there were magic and dragons in this world... nnn... as long as the dragons leave me alone I will leave them alone... too hard to kill. The maids were where I got most of my information. I could hear them from outside my door at some points.


'Hey, Alice! Did you hear that the King and Queen has had a child recently?!' One of the maids said in a hushed whisper.

'Ooooh, do you think he will be handsome when he grows up? Do you think he will come and sweep us off our feet and take us away from this... Lady?'

Isn't that paedophilia?

Stupid maids, nnn... loving things that will never happen...

Time Skip 1 year

I found the library a month ago... I learned a lot about this world and my family. My family was famous for our ability to speak to dragons, hence our family name 'Dragon,' My parents still haven't decided on my name yet but they plan to at the naming ceremony in a few months time, where I will get my name and see what type of magick I can do, well so my parents can see, I already know my attributes, Air and Shadows, the two most 'weakest' attributes... apparently.... stupid people... I can understand why shadow could be weak but air?

Nnn... this entire world is dumb.

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A/N What do you think of this so far? I should have another chapter of this tomorrow where we have the naming ceremony along with many other changes!

May the Lotus Guide you!


{Revised 06/03/2019}

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