yay! we're engaged!! everyone started clapping and was so happy for us!! we went to our hotel and ate a lot of cookies and cake and pizza and junk but just me bc i'm ginormous and he is healthy and athletic but OPPOSITES ATTRACT so whatever✋🏼🤚🏼
then i realized i had to get that hot wedding bod so i spit the pizza and cookies and cake out of my pie hole and started eating an apple and carrots and raspberries and all the fruit and veggies i could find
and we were so happy we were engaged that he forgot all about the scent of cucumbers i had
