The Keeper And The Wall

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by Lil_Dj1
by Lil_Dj1
                                    
                                              This is based off one of my PE lessons at school and just in case any of them find me on here i will use the nicknames we have at school but just for The Keeper(im still Dj even though thats not the nickname i have at school)
                          One annoying cold autumn Friday the PE teacher at SCG for class 8.1 separated the class into 3 soccer teams or football if you will: Blue, Yellow and Plain with 5 members on each team, the first Teams that were playing was Yellow and Plain so Plain had their team set up and for Yellow The Keeper was 'Stingray' and one of the defenders was Dj. During the match the other team was lining up to kick a goal; Matthew was lining to kick the goal -friends with both Stingray and Dj- so Matthew kicked the ball and instead of the ball going into the goal it hit Dj in the gut
                          "i want to laugh but it hurts" Dj said slightly laughing

                          "sorry" Matthew mouthed to Dj who just smiled back and continued playing. After a minuet or so just after team Yellow kicked a goal, Matthew lined up to kick another goal Dj and Stingray both prepared to block the ball and when Matthew kicked the ball it landed on Dj's right thigh
                          "again Matt" Dj laughed which caused Stingray to laugh as well. When the match ended the score was 2-0 Team Yellow won and was off to let Plain and Red play. When the match was over team Red won and then it Was Team Red vs Team Yellow, sadly the best soccer player in yr 8 was on that team so we knew we would not have a chance but the sport teacher decided to slowly put everyone from the plain team on the Red team. When Matthew was on the team he lined up to kick a goal and when he kicked the ball it hit Djs left thing
                          "am i fucking wall or something" Dj muttered laughing 
                          "i guess" Stingray laughed. Needless to say Team Red won and Dj had a fun time walking to the car with 2 sore thighs and a sore gut and anytime she mentioned The Keeper And The Wall they had a little laugh and knew what they were talking about.
                          THE END
                          A/N: YEUP THAT HAPPENED AND I WAS IN PAIN FOR 2 HOURS BUT THAT HAPPENED LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO AND I ONLY GOT THIS IDEA YESTERDAY! PLEASE ENJOY THIS NEVER ENDING  SHITPOST OF MINE