Misty updated her status
-Ash, I am dumping youAsh: why?
Misty: you were cheating on me with Dawn and making me feel completely useless.
Ash: Misty!
Ash and Misty are no longer in a relationship
Ash: mist pwease!
Misty: it's over
Pansy updated her status
-man...a lot of ships are dyingRenge: what's going to happen?
Pansy: ships will die (😭) but then get back together I hope.
Renge:.....
Dawn updated her status
-paul....I'm back!Paul: No chance in hell.
Dawn: WHAT
Pansy: WHAT
Paul: I'm not just a you that you can just choose when to break and fix.
I am a human with feelings.Ash: NOT YOU TOO
May updated her status
-who should I go with?Ash: weren't you with me?
May: No. You were happy with Dawn.
Ash tagged Dawn in his status
-all of our relationships are toast because of each other!Dawn: no way! I didn't realise!
Ash: you didn't?
Dawn: 😠 ASH DENSE KETCHUM!
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Ash: yes?Dawn updated her status
-PAUL I MADE A BIG MISTAKE! YOU ARE AMAZING, KIND, WONDERFUL IN EVERY WAY!
I'VE DUMPED ASH AND I WANT TO DATE YOU FOREVER!Misty: I'm confused.
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May: Dawn sweetie- you are out of your mind!
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Iris: HE'S NOT KIND
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Serena:and Ash dumped you.Paul: lies.
Lucy joined Facebook
Natsu: it's about time 😑
Lucy: Oi! You'll regret saying that
Natsu: will I?
Happy joined Facebook
Natsu: HAPPY CAN TYPE!!!!
Lucy: guess so
Natsu: HAPPY SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PHONE!
Happy:.......🐈
Natsu: ANSWER
Happy: 😄=🐈
Happy: Natsu X Lucy 4life
Natsu: 😶
Lucy: what do you mean by X ?
Happy: ship!
Lucy: 😶
Natsu: Lucy-
Gray joined Facebook
Gray: Hello everyone!
Natsu: 😠
Gray: What's up with him?
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If The Anime Characters Had FaceBook
Humor☆Not updating for now but am planning to in the future☆ Even though I don't have Facebook I thought it might be funny. ...and that's all