If The Anime Characters Had FaceBook

Chapter 11

Misty updated her status
-Ash, I am dumping you

Ash: why?

Misty: you were cheating on me with Dawn and making me feel completely useless.

Ash: Misty!

Ash and Misty are no longer in a relationship

Ash: mist pwease!

Misty: it's over

Pansy updated her status
-man...a lot of ships are dying

Renge: what's going to happen?

Pansy: ships will die (😭) but then get back together I hope.

Renge:.....

Dawn updated her status
-paul....I'm back!

Paul: No chance in hell.

Dawn: WHAT

Pansy: WHAT

Paul: I'm not just a you that you can just choose when to break and fix.
I am a human with feelings.

Ash: NOT YOU TOO

May updated her status
-who should I go with?

Ash: weren't you with me?

May: No. You were happy with Dawn.

Ash tagged Dawn in his status
-all of our relationships are toast because of each other!

Dawn: no way! I didn't realise!

Ash: you didn't?

Dawn: 😠 ASH DENSE KETCHUM!
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Ash: yes?

Dawn updated her status
-PAUL I MADE A BIG MISTAKE! YOU ARE AMAZING, KIND, WONDERFUL IN EVERY WAY!
I'VE DUMPED ASH AND I WANT TO DATE YOU FOREVER!

Misty: I'm confused.
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May: Dawn sweetie- you are out of your mind!
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Iris: HE'S NOT KIND
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Serena:and Ash dumped you.

Paul: lies.

Lucy joined Facebook

Natsu: it's about time 😑

Lucy: Oi! You'll regret saying that

Natsu: will I?

Happy joined Facebook

Natsu: HAPPY CAN TYPE!!!!

Lucy: guess so

Natsu: HAPPY SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PHONE!

Happy:.......🐈

Natsu: ANSWER

Happy: 😄=🐈

Happy: Natsu X Lucy 4life

Natsu: 😶

Lucy: what do you mean by X ?

Happy: ship!

Lucy: 😶

Natsu: Lucy-

Gray joined Facebook

Gray: Hello everyone!

Natsu: 😠

Gray: What's up with him?