☦'м τнЄ όηξ їи ¢θиЂяσł [Villain!Chubby!Reader X Mha]

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Mimicking singers words with my lips I walk through the alley of Japan. Marcus, that was following right beside me, was looking around with fascination about everything that's moving. He's acting like he's a pupper, which I was always having a sweet spot in my heart for. I looked at him from the corner of my eye, right into those eyes. Ow{O} my feelings.
Good lord, those huge ass eyes always melt my heart. Sometimes I hate him for this, thanks to them he always gets away from his punishments.

'Why had I made you so cute. You're supposed to be a death machine.' I shake away the thoughts of him in my head and looked away.

We are heading towards the mall. Yeah, I know a bit cheesy for a villain, but I need painkillers and some groceries. We're people too, it's not like we can't have at last a bit of this normal, boring routine.

But there's also always this annoying part, which are my wounds and scars. Yap, even with fast regeneration scars will stay, but only the deep ones. Not like it's offensive, just annoying. But after some time you can get used to it I guess.

When I saw the entrance, I stopped myself and grabbed Marcus by the back of his neck. My monsters, as well as humans, have a 'weak spot' that, not so many people even knows that they have it, on the back and front of the neck which cuts off the nerves from the rest of the body, making it impossible for them to move. All that is left is speech, sight, smell and hearing. They become helpless little dolls.
If it were not for the fact that we were still in the shadow of the alley, people would start to scream at the sight of him.
"Stop kicking and stay in place" I hissed at him, frowning my eyebrows. He looked up at me with disappointment in his eyes, as if he had a grudge against me that he could not move.

"Okay, the 'plan' is simple. We're goin in, get the good shit and get out there. Understood?"

I let go of Marcus, and his massive body fell to the ground with an typical 'oof' sound, making more noise than I expected, but for my luck nobody was interested to check out what it was.

Me, being the lazyass didn't bother to pick him up, I just made him despaire. I'm lazy please understand me.

SCREAM

"...God have forsaken me, I swear."

CRASH

Without saying anything I turned in the direciton of the noise. I'm just going to see what is going on and go shopping. Maybe I'll buy some jackets? Oh, maybe the scene will make some of them go to see it. The lines will be shorter.

BOOM

"Jesus I'm going, I'm going..." I mumbled.
I stood a little longer in my spot when I heard a roar like scream and letting out a heavy sigh inside my {oh so tired} soul I started to walk to the direction, but a little faster.

Walking out of the alley I made my way up to the crowd, squished my way to the front to see this matherfucker...
Uh..
'The fuck is that exactly?'

As I was fighting with my thoughts (that the villain is some kind of fucked up shark furry reincarnation or this titan that ate Erens mom) someone besides me started to shout out that Kamboi Weed {idk lmao yeet} is going to do some special attack or something.

What an idiot would attack at the middle of the day?
...
..
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Damn, am I roasting myself? {yup, you are}

I almost snorted and thanks to the scene before us nobody really cared about that.

After a few seconds of standing like an idiot without any special reaction to a childish slap of the hero and titanious {is that even a word tho?} villain I went to the back of crowd, beside police and some of the tyro Heros. Ah, yes, there's the one that looked at the gash on my throat. Some of them turned away, some looked worried and of course there's the chosen one that had a pity in their eyes.