One day I thought my mother was deaf because every time I ask her a question she never responded. So I secretly called the doctor and he said "stand 40 meters away and ask a question if she doesn't answer stand a little closer then closer phone me the results after".
So I stood forty meters away and said "what's for dinner?"
I heard no answer. So I stood 20 meters away and asked again and no answer ".
So I literally stood behind her and asked what's for dinner.
Then she yelled "FOR THE LAST TIME SUSHI"
