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Carys: hey I'm back. What a long day.

Shawn: yo. I feel dead right now tbh. I only had like three glasses of tequila and ten shots of vodka. That's like half of what I normally drink.

Carys: damn that's a lot of alcohol for one little boy.

Shawn: for starters I'm not little. Also I'm not a fucking boy. But seriously IM NOT LITTLE!!!

Carys: yeah sure. You might be tall but there's still something little on you ;)

Shawn: first off, MY DICK IS NOT SMALL ITS BIG AND I HAVE A BIG ASS TOO!!!!

Carys: ohhh whatever you say.

Shawn: stop making fun of me

Carys: fine. :( but it's fun

Shawn: it's mean

Carys: sorry man. It's late and I need to shower. Goodnight

Shawn:

Shawn:

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