Natsu: Hey Luce. Let's play a game.
Lucy: What game?
Natsu: Let's play a Q and A!
Lucy: Not interested.
Natsu: Come on Luce, you ask a question I answer. Afer that I ask a question and you answer.
Lucy: Nope.
Natsu: Please! If I win you give me $50 and if you win I'll give you $100.
Lucy: Hmm......fine.
Natsu: Yey! I'll go first. What is the kinetic theory?
Lucy: It's from our Chemistry homework isn't it?
Natsu: Uhhh....yeah?
Lucy: Fine. Kinetic Theory is a theory that explains the properties of gases, liquids, and solids in terms of the forces between the particles of matter and the energy these particles posses.
Natsu: Thanks Luce!
Lucy: Oi! Don't you leave me yet. I still have a question to ask.
Natsu: Fuck.
Lucy: What chicken walks on two legs, has two wings, two arms and can fly?
Natsu: What have I gotten myaelf into?
* After 5 minutes *
Lucy: You still there?
Natsu: Dammit Luce! Nothing popped up in google. I give up.
Lucy: Yey! I'm getting $200 tomorrow!
Natsu: I'm broke! You win.
Natsu: So what's the answer to the queation?
Lucy: I don't know. I don't think there's a chixken like that.
Natsu: LLLLLUUUUCCEEEEE!!!!!
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Funny Fairy Tail Messages
RandomHey minna! I haven't thought of a plot for another book so while waiting I'm giving ya'll this book. It's just some random funny Fairy Tail messages I thought of. I hope you like it!
