One beautiful day, me and my sister were eating hamburgers. And then we put mustard in it. And ate it. We decided to put alot of mustard on the meat. She's like, "Oh, this is good mustard." And I'm like, "YUSH." The our mom's like, "Time to go home."
We went home, and my sis was diggin in the fridge. And i'm like, "Wahtcha doin in the fridge??" And hse's like "Lookin for mustard." I was like, oh well, it's normal to eat mustard. I'll just go.
3 weeks later.....
"Stop eating mustard!!!!!" I said as she ate a whole bottle of mustard. "No." Shwe said as she ate her 49th bottle. "Stop." I said. "No." She said.
So I took her mustard. She screamed as I ran down the street. Too bad it was midninght. Oh well. I went to he nearest allyway cause theyre good hiding places for robbesrs.She found me eventualy staling her bottle of the yellow mustard. She lookde sad. "That was my 49th bottle." GIVE IT BACK. Seh said in her mind appaarenlty. I screamed and rean to Obama's whitehouse. And Obamea's said "now NOw Jay. DOn't be afraisd. You're already dead." I looked at mr.Obama and sfreamed. "Waht." I asked as I tumbled down the staris into a never endring sprial f rainbows. I ferl on a patch of cat flowers. Thety were cute flowrd, but they wern't anymore cuse they bit my bum. I sdcreamwed AGAIN and saw my sis at the edge of a tunnel. Sh ewas hodong anogther bottle of mustand.
"NO! WHYYYY MAUDTARD BOTTKLE MUST YOU DEO THIS WHY" I said as my sis squitred mustard into my eyes. I instantly went blind. I cried even though my eyes ewre burned from their sockets. I turned in to a mutant taco person and i dfeell fto the ground, dprouting wings of mustard.
My sis went to me shyushing me iwth her finger drenche in muistard.
"Hush lttle Jayjayy don't scream for Obama....I will bring you a bottle of mustard..." She singed as I slowly died, folating up to here heavens iwth my muastard wings. She looked up and watched me go to mustrd heaven. She laid down her bottle and smiled with glee as she began floaitng with mustard ings. She slowly said her last words....
"Once I had a mustard...."
THE END.
