Be My Serial Killer?

Chapter 3

Yesterday
"Bobby, you gotta let us go. The son of a jackal ruined our lives, and I want some payback." Dean exclaimed angrily.

Bobby Singer shook his head. "It's suicide boys, you just got outta there. This'll pop you right into that hellhole."

Castiel stepped forward from where he was leaning against the wall. "I know it sounds stupid, but we can keep our temper. If they start catching on, we will get out of there. You should trust us on this, we know what we're doing."

"Alright, fine. Go kill people, but promise me something: if you see Sam, don't kill him. Bring him back here. I want to talk to him before you guys gank him."

Dean's eyes widened. "You didn't think we were going to actually kill him, did you? We're just going to kill the things he cares the most about and make sure he won't die before his time."

Castiel evilly smiled before adding, "Karma's best served cold."

"Cas, it's justice, not karma." Dean said, shaking his head.
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The two made it into Lawrence just before sunset. They booked a hotel room under fake names and credit cards before driving around the city to see where exactly things were so tomorrow they could travel around town unnoticed.

"So, plan for tomorrow. You can follow Sam around, because you're less likely to get mad and hit him and you're better at it while I will walk around town and get acquainted with the people." Dean said.

"You better not just go to the bar and drink with some guys because that doesn't count as getting to know the town. Make sure you get one of the local newspapers, they have all important stuff usually." Castiel shot Dean a stern look.

Dean smirked before joking, "Cas, I get all tingly when you take control like that."

Instead of laughing, Castiel just looked worried. "That's slightly worrying Dean, you might want to get something to help with that."

Dean only laughed harder at the raven haired man. "It's a joke Cas!" He gasped out.

"Oh, sorry." Castiel tilted his head to he looked like a confused kitten. "How is that funny?"

"Never mind, let's get back to the hotel." Dean said, still smiling a little as he turned around.
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The Next Day
A few hours after the Lucifer and Michael had arrived, a knock sounded at the door, followed by Becky shouting, "Can someone get the door!"

Lucifer got off of the couch he and Michael were sitting on and walked over to the door. "Hey Anna, long time no see!"

The red-head playfully punched her brother in the arm. "What's up Luci?" She asked, calling him by a nickname she knew he hated.

"Mommy, who's that?" A small strawberry blonde girl with bright blue eyes asked.

Adam picked her up and answered, "Alice, this is your uncle Lucifer."

Her eyes widened as she shifted around to get a better look at Lucifer. "Are you evil?"

Lucifer, Adam, and Anna started laughing while Alice looked innocently at them. "No sweetheart, that's just his name." Anna said after they stopped laughing.

Lucifer leaned in to whisper in Alice's ear. "I'll tell you a secret: Lucifer used to be an angel, until he turned evil and got kicked out. So, moral of the story: stay good or you'll get kicked out!"

"Don't corrupt my little girl with your Satanist rubbish!" Anna growled at him.

Lucifer smirked. "Number one, no one says rubbish but British people, and number two, I'm telling her to be good, which society says is the opposite of Satanic."