BNHA smutshots

Warning

I was going to be nice and put all of this shit into the description but then I knew that half of you assholes wouldn't read it. So read this.

Hello you (lovely) asshole,

 Thank you for picking up this probably fucked up book, or your phone or other electronic device literally speaking. Before we can actually get onto the MATURE CONTENT I would like to go over some lovely things that you will need to know before you start this amazing adventure leading directly to hell. 

1.) This is an LGBTQ+ book, so if you didn't read the dang description and assumed that I was going to be writing about Midoriya sticking his ding dong into Uraraka's pearly gates of heaven, you are horribly mistaken. Only the gay and the lesbian will thrive in this hell hole.

2.) This book will probably be "50 shades of fucked up"  (You should know where this is from) and not for the faint of heart. I would say 'kiddies' but half of you people out there are probably 11 and you know what? I'm not even gonna stop you. What I am saying is that this story is going to be really kinky in places and I will warn you before anybody gets spanked, okay? (Although that is probably the least that could happen.) I'm also warning you since there is probably a good chance that this story might get taken down or you won't be able to see me unless you follow me because that has happened to me before. (Although I'd appreciate it if you did, please don't follow me quite yet.)

3.)  I will only write certain ships, sorry guys, but if I don't personally ship it I'm not going to be writing about it. I want to be able to produce quality, not quantity, so I don't feel comfortable giving you guys less than my best effort. To clear up, here are some of the things that I do and don't ship, or the ones that I'm iffy on. (I swear if any of you people start ship wars in the comments I am going to be so aggravated)

Things that I ship:

BakuDeku

TodoDeku

TodoBaku

KiriDeku

IiDeku

BakuIida

IiTodo

KiriTodo (don't ask)

TodoBakuDeku

IiTodoBakuDeku

KiriIiTodoBakuDeku (*)

DEKUBOWL

EraserMight

Aideku (**)

MomoJiro 

TsuOcha

MomoOcha

MomoOchaJiro (Don't ask me why. It's cute)

basically all the girls mentioned above together.

Things I don't ship:

KiriBaku (I like them as friends but ship them from time to time. iffy ship)

any mineta ship

EraserMic (dunno why really)

(*)- The above KiriBaku reason. Just iffy about it. I ship it some days and don't ship it others.

(**) IS ONLY OKAY WITH AGED UP MIDORIYA. PLS NO STUDENT/TEACHER RELATIONSHIPS.

4.) Every author has their preferences on who tops and bottoms. Every author is different and every relationship is different. Not all relationships have a select top and bottom. However this is a little important since I have preferences too.

My tops:

Bakugou (I guess I could write him trying out bottoming, but I don't think he'd be comfortable being so vulnerable.)

Iida (I think he's tried it before and decided he didn't really like it. he won't belittle others for it though.)

Allmight (Although I can see him bottoming in some instances, for the ship I listed above, he tops.)

My verses:

Todoroki (He would prefer to stay in charge but with some partners he will bottom indefinitely. Bakugou and Iida)

Midoriya (iffy about this one. I prefer Midoriya as a bottom but if Todoroki or Kirishima asked him to top, he would)

Aizawa (bottoms with AllMight but would top OLDER! Midoriya)

Kirishima (tops usually, but would bottom if asked.)

5.) I take requests! send me some through PM, not through the comments. I know from my other oneshot book that going through your comments can be a living nightmare. If you PM it to me, I will most likely read it and respond to it quickly. However, I do have a little form on the way you need to request, it's mainly so I don't goof up your request, since once it's written I'm not rewriting it. I'm also not going to be writing the same prompt or scenario for every couple. Say, if you requested a TodoDeku but forgot to add that you wanted Midoriya to top, you couldn't request the same scenario again but with them aged up. y'know? or like, I might write a wedding night shot for two ships or so but not all of them.

The request form: (please answer in sentence form for yes or no questions, make it a little easy for me here.)

Do you want your name mentioned as the requestor: (Ex: yes, I'm okay with having my username mentioned)

what paring: (Ex: TodoDeku)

what scenario or prompt: (Master/Maid with Todoroki as the master)

any kinks: (Ex: yes, BDSM bondage, sex toys) (ex: no kinks)

minimum work count: (ex: 5,000 words.) (please don't be extreme, I'm not writing a 100,00 word oneshot. I think 10,000 is the highest I will go, but remember higher the work count the longer it would take to write)

any other specifications: (Ex: I want Midoriya to be a little thicker, more curvy and feminine like. Make him wear a skirt and have Todoroki punish him for breaking something)

That is all there is to it, trying to keep it short and sweet. I want you to fill this out so I don't leave anything. If you don't answer something, although the last one can be left blank, I'm going to pick something to fill in or just assume you didn't want it. You can simply send in a pairing and let me fill in the rest, except for the first point, you have to do that one.

6.) My writing schedule: Although every oneshot or series is going to take a different amount of time, I want to specify on some things. 

-I can typically write an entire story in one sitting, that isn't an issue unless I'm busy, have no ideas, or have no motivation. 

-expect a new story every week or two, after this is up I'm going to be working on a story so that you can see my writing style then make requests if you want to. My updating schedule is going to be inconsistent, not really on any given day or so, since for the moment I'm out on summer vacation but will have to go back to school in August. 

-I am human too, things can get in the way of my writings. My writings are not my first priority, if I'm stuck or don't feel like writing then you will probably get an explanation for the lack of content.

-unlike the stories I've written in the past, I'm going to do my best to edit these before I publish so that they don't reek of caffeine drinks and an all nighter. Forgive any mistakes that I might make in the future, that would be lovely.

And with that I believe that I am done here, so I'm signing off.

                        -with sarcasm and exhaustion,

Shou.

next update: BakuDeku, Omegaverse and Medieval AU.