Lucas: so everyone keeps asking me.... " How do you get those lips and eyebrows and ass" well... ask my mom she gave it to me, I'm all natural
Person: so how is lucas as a person, and how did he get his eyebrows,lips and ass?
Friend: Lucas is a lier, he spent over 10000 dollars to get the lips,ass and eyebrows, and now he is a fucking brat, he is not nice at all, he only thinks about him self
Person 2: how are you as a friend?
Lucas: all my friends loves me, I'm so nice to them.. like i spend money on them
Person: so.... Lucas says everyone loves him and that he is nice. Is that true
Friend: THATS A LIE HE IS A BRAT A FREAKING NIGhtmare
~ lucas is outside with his friend called ... shishi ~
Lucas: why are you so ugly?
Friend: what the fuck.
Lucas: whats up with yo big fat eyebrows
Friend: LUCAS WHAT THE FUCK STOP
Lucas: fine
Friend: also can i get a dollar
Lucas: * takes a deep breath * UH NO GOLD DIGGEr
Friend: YOU HAVE OVER A MILLION OF DOLLARS What the heck, and I'm not a gold digger
Lucas: I don't care.... * flips hair *
Friend: ugh.
Lucas: * sits on the ground *
Friend: LUCAS YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAd WTF GET UP
Lucas: I'm tired shishi
Friend: OMFG SO THEN SIT ON THE GRASS not in the middle of the road
Lucas: nO
Friend: you know what, i give up bye
Lucas: * gets up and dramatically starts running* YOURE SUCH A BAD FRIEND I HATE YOU
Friend: cool
Lucas: * kicks him * HAAAYAAAA
Friend: WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Lucas: oMg a mirror * stares at him self for the rest of the year *
Person: well, that was it wa bye
