phonecall [Kim Namjoon fan fic]

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"Boy you make it look so easy..." Halsey's words rang in my ears as I stepped into class. I was genuinely looking forward to what we were going to learn today.

But I wasn't quite happy to learn that Namjoon would be in my biology class. And the rest of my classes.

The most strategic seat in the entire class is the seat against the wall and looks up to the window as well. And it's four seats behind the first seat.

What I didn't know was the douche would be late and the teacher would make him sit behind me. Well well well. I can't wait to see what fate has in store for us. Note the sarcasm.

Well we're learning about Algae in class but Namjoon's so freaking restless and distracting; that dude keeps drumming beats on the table, or tapping his pencil, or muttering incoherent things or doing just something and it's annoying me!! He's probably hit his knee at least about a thousand times but we're like only five minutes into class. Poor guy. Wait WHA

I zone in and out of the lesson considering the fact that I won't remember this stuff by the time I get home. I make it a point that I'll go home and study without fail.

Someone tapped me on my shoulders.

Surprise surprise, ladies and gentlemen, it's Kim freaking Nam Joon.

"Look down."

I looked down to see that none of my belongings fallen.

"Your brain fell down," he says and suppresses a chuckle.

Yeah, that's what you're bound to expect from a man with an IQ of 148.

Before I could even register what was happening, he swaggered out of the class. And by that I mean he tripped on a piece of dust particle on his way out.

The dude fought with me and completely cut off any sort of connections I had with him and now he's just??? I mean the heck???

I drag my feet towards the locker to meet my bestaysssss Jessica and Abby like oh em gee they are like my bffs and like I cannot even live without them.

Okay who am I kidding. I haven't befriended a single person till now and I don't even intend to.

Meanwhile Namjoon has already got a gang of his own.

Not that I notice of course.

And the next class that I have is math. Oh joy. I really wonder when I'm going to use trigonometric ratios to find the radius of an orange when I go grocery shopping with Tommy who actually wanted to find the length of Earth's elliptical orbit.

In short, I dislike math.

I drag my feet to the classroom after collecting my books from the locker.

And some douche hit his/her elbow on my head while over taking me.

"Oh dang, sorry short stuff. Didn't quite see you there," said the cocky bitch who went by the name Namjoon.

And I lost my shit again.

"Dude the fuxk you want from me?!?" I yelled, ignoring the stares I get from people around me.

"Hey I said sorry?!" He shot back.

"Get you and your weak comebacks away from me dude! I've had enough of you to last a lifetime," I said and the crowd around me was staring with jaws hanging open.

Oh heck yeah I just insulted the weak-comeback-dimpled-dude in front of public? Jeez, how could I?

Well now it's confirmed that I'll be sitting at lunch alone. But who cares anyway.

"So I come here to try to apologise to you and you treat me like this?" He said, with anger seeping through his words.

"The fucking irony. Dude, get your history right, then maybe we can talk about this over tea, yeah?" I said with a sarcastic smile and left.

Little did I know he would take it seriously and actually get tea.

To the lunch table that I was supposed to sit at all alone.

"Oh look we have company here!" Namjoon said brightly.

"Yeah you come to my table and take my bag's seat and call yourself company, why thank you, I'm touched." I said sarcastically again.

One day I might run out of my sarcastic juices because of this dude.

"Ayy, you're welcome." He said, winking.

I cringed. So hard.

"Please go away and never show me your face again," I said in the most rude tone ever. I swear I saw hurt flash in his eyes before anger took over him.

"Fine. Then I'll leave you like this," he said and poured out the iced tea from his cup onto my head.

Sun of a beach.

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Well here's the third chapter! I had a lot of fun while writing this and I hope you guys liked it too!
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