Master of Coconuts

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Lars POV

Cliff and I pulled an all nighter because James and Kirk were being fags. To be honest I don't want to know what they were doing in the tree house.

"Cliff. Are we ever going to leave?" I asked him the full moon shining on us. "I don't know but do you really want to leave?" The waves splash our feet. I raise a eyebrow. "What do you mean? Don't you miss your mom and dad?" I asked while Cliff threw a rock into the ocean. "I mean yeah but.." He paused. " We don't have responsibilities here. No fans that want to fuck us in the ass for some gay shit. It's just like one big party now." He smiled. I miss home so much. I hope my parents aren't worried sick about me.

We got closer to the fire and cook some fish. "Want some?" Cliff asked me. "Nah dude it's good." There Cliff ate the whole fish. "What do you think James and Kirk are doing right now?" I asked. "Probably doing the butt stuff." We started to hysterically laugh so loud I think they heard us.

The sun rose and it was beautiful like no joke. We got some random ass bird eggs. "Morning sunshine." Cliff said as Kirk and James took that fucking weird ass elevator. "Man That was the best night ever!" Kirk said giggled like the fuck He is. "Do you lose your V card James?" I asked. "What no we talked about his life cunt." James smacked me across the face. Kirk winked at me. At least Kirk isn't a lying prick I thought .

We all peacefully ate the eggs. "Guys I can get us blankets and shit if you want." Kirk smiled "yes please I hate using sand as I blanket." I said. "Kirk you and me can you get the stuff." James said

After breakfast they left to go get the stuff. "Let's hope they don't end up dead." Cliff laughed