The Irony of my life

Chapter 1

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  Two years earlier

"Emily Stewards get your big fat bum down right out of that bed right now ,you gonna be late for school." Mum yells

"Argh mum can you chill out i'm going already" just did that to make her stop as i pulled my pillow over my head to stop the noise my mum is making,apparently that doesn't do the trick because she keeps yelling and yelling my name and how i'm gonna be late for school.

"Oh gosh when is this woman going to stop this torture" i muttered to myself,ignoring her well you're up already, you might as well as just have your bath now that small voice in lala land told me.

So i'm on my way to the bathroom to shower and
after spending what felt like five hours singing and dancing in the shower i'm pretty sure it wasn't that long or else the bathroom door would have been down years ago.

Presently my closet door is hanging open for the world to see while i'm lost thinking about the journey to the land of no return that i'm about to enter,after a long search i emerged with a high waist ripped jean and a crop top and my comfy sneakers grinning like a chesire cat atleast i survived,looking at my choice of outfit.

well this will have to do,i mean i'm not dressing to impress right? you get my point.

While i was walking down the stairs i just suddenly realised that i'm going to a new school oh my word,how could i have forgotten subconsciously,i started chewing my nails when mum called me.

"Lost again?" she asked with a knowing smile,

"yeah,can't deny" i said as i raised up my hands in surrender

"Nervous?"

"mhmm" she just smiled as i bobbed my head up and down suddenly feeling the urge to pretend like a child while checking the time on my phone as it read 6:46 am only to look up  and realise that i was lost again in wonderland when my mum touched me and signalled to the loads of pancakes on my favorite plate smiling,i'm about to dig in when a reconized a smiley on my pancakes and frown noticing my frown.

"What's wrong sweetie"she asked with concern she must have noticed my frown
I pointed to the pancakes and she immediately smiled feeling relieved i guess,shrugging i started shovelling the food into my mouth.

"So should i massage your shoulders to you know ease the "fear"" she finger quotes.

She quoted,she actually quoted,

She's mocking me,"yep definetely" my inner lala voice agrees

"oh you keep shut" i argue with the voice

i had better return back to the land of the living,and give a reply

"no way"i replied and chuckled at the disapproving look she gave me for burping so loud

"Hurry up and leave it's 7:05 already"she said as she removed her left the counter and hit me with her apron for pulling her hair and ran away.

"Really mum,really you asked for it" i yelled as i ran after her chasing her into the nearest room.Nathan's room,just when i was about to get hold of her left leg her phone rang causing her to come to a halt thereby making me slam into her.

"Ow,mum my ha-" but was cut off by her hand as she kept a finger in front of her mouth signalling for me to keep shut.

"Oh really,why not,should i pick you up?
i'm not stressing myself,of course tomorrow then 12pm we'll expect you" she ended with a smile.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"I said guess"

"Mum we both know i'm not good at guessing"

"Yeah you suck, anywho Nathan's coming tomorrow"

"Yes" i shouted jumping around the house like i had just won a lottery

"Yeah,yeah now get out of my house it's 7:22 already"

"Alright,bye" i sent her air kisses which she responded to with the heart shape,making me laugh at our childishness.I took my keys from the place where we hung our keys and left the house.

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