Chapter 37

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*Group chat with all the girls*

DinahVagina: I hate you guys for w my name

LernJerky: Wtf is this name

Cabooty: Omg...

Moani: Whoever made these names is probably hungry and/or horny

Allysin: Well that's just rude, mine isn't changed

Daddy 👅: I like these names (:

LernJerky: I bet it was you that changed the names

DinahVagina: You horny bastard

Moani: Of course it was you 🙄

Daddy 👅: DinahVagina, why tf are you correcting us all the time from 'bitch' to 'bish', but 'bastard' is okay for you to text 🤔

DinahVagina: It's different with you

Daddy 👅: And how is that?

DinahVagina: Because you annoying as hell, that's why

Daddy 👅: You're*

LernJerky: You're*

DinahVagina: See what I mean!

Daddy 👅: 😅 Oh whale

LernJerky: 🐋💨

Allysin: Wow, you really are meant for each other

Moani: Exactly

Cabooty: Cause you're both annoying as fuck

LernJerky: Camila!

Cabooty: What?

LernJerky: You curseeed

Allysin: You stupid bitch, stop cursing

Daddy 👅: What the fuuuuck

Moani: I'm so confused

Daddy 👅: It's okay, my chocolate goddess

DinahVagina: Hey! That's my girl

LernJerky: Y/N, stop hitting on my friends

Moani: Oh no, now Camila will start singing

Cabooty: Huh? Why?

Moani: Whoop nevermind, just ignore it (:

Allysin: You're all so weird

Daddy 👅: Your face is weird

Allysin: 🙄

LernJerky: Babe, you need better comebacks

LernJerky: And you need to stop hitting on my friends, or else...

DinahVagina: Oooh snap! Y/N is being put in her place!

Daddy 👅: God damn it

Daddy 👅: I won't hit on your friends, and I have better comebacks but it's Ally so I go easy on her

Allysin: Bitch, you better not

Cabooty: I can hear Ally laughing evilly to herself

Moani: That's a funny word, evilly

DinahVagina: You're funny

Moani: Bish, I know 💁🏾‍♀️

Daddy 👅: Aww, my ship!!

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