Mysterious Messages // Taekook

22.

Y'all better grab the popcorn cause it's finna go down lmao.

I love you, and don't forget to vote/comment.

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Kookie:
ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DID IT?!

MyHope:
Did what?
What's going on?
Are you okay Kookie??

ChimChim:
Baby what happened??

MyHope:
Now now lets not get ahead of ourselves here Jiminie.

Yoongles:
He's not your baby.

ChimChim:
Oh gosh I'm sorry babe.
Ahhh punkin I'm sorry!
What I meant to say was, "Kookie what happened??"

Yoongles:
Much better love.

MyHope:
Mhmm you've been forgiven.

Yoongles:
Anyway, what are you freaking out about Kook?

Kookie:
Which one of you guys were talking about me??

ChimChim:
What do you mean?
We always talk about you.

MyHope:
Baby!
Stop talking please.

ChimChim:
Whatttt... it's true 🙁

Yoongles:
Babe I love you, but sometimes you're an idiot.

ChimChim:
HEY!!

Kookie:
Do you guys make it a habit of being bad friends 🙄

MyHope:
We aren't bad friends!

Kookie:
Hmm that's debatable.
Anyway, how much do y'all talk about me?

MyHope:
Kookie it's never bad talk, I promise.

Yoongles:
Yeah Kook please ignore Jimin rn.

Kookie:
I have been lmao

ChimChim:
Kookie :((

Kookie:
Anyway!
I told Jimin about it a couple weeks ago so he already knows a little bit of my situation.

Yoongles:
You told Jimin?

MyHope:
There's a situation?
When did this happen?

Yoongles:
How come me and Hobi haven't heard about this situation?

ChimChim:
I didn't wanna tell everyone Kookie's business babe.

Yoongles:
Jimin... baby... you're still supposed to tell us everything.

MyHope:
Yeah Jiminie, you're supposed to share everything.

ChimChim:
Please don't be upset.
Come back into the bedroom!
Stop being mad at me, please :(

MyHope:
We'll talk about it later Chim

Yoongles:
Later indeed.

Kookie:
Ewwww don't bring out your weird ass love triangle in front of me Jesus Christ. I need a minute to recover from that oml.

MyHope:
Shut

ChimChim:
The Fuck

Yoongles:
Up?

Kookie:
Anywayyy lemme finish saying what I was trying to say.

Yoongles:
Okay go ahead.

Kookie:
I've had this weird guy messaging me for almost a month now, and now he's saying that he knows about me because of one of you!

Yoongles:
Proof or it didn't happen.

MyHope:
Yeah!
What Meow Meow said!

ChimChim:
Correction Hobi... it's Lil Meow Meow.

Yoongles:
Shut up, both of you!

Kookie:
Fine I'll send a screenshot.
*Image attached*

Yoongles:
Omfg you really got a whole ass stalker Kook

ChimChim:
Wtf lmao it wasn't me that sent him your way

MyHope:
BAHAHAHA
Oml that's gold!

Yoongles:
How the fuck did he get your number tho?

Kookie:
Idk that's why I'm asking all of you!

MyHope:
I can't stop laughing.
I'll be back... I gotta change my shorts.

Yoongles:
Ew Hobi!

ChimChim:
What does the 'T' stand for tho Kookie?

Kookie:
It's supposed to be the first letter of his name, but idk if it's true.

Yoongles:
Oh fuck.

ChimChim:
Do you know something babe?

Yoongles:
Hmm what?
I don't know anything at all.

ChimChim:
Min Yoongi.
If you're lying to me, then you're sleeping on the couch tonight.

MyHope:
Alrighty I'm back guys!

Kookie:
Yoongi do you know who he is??

MyHope:
I'm Hoseok??

Kookie:
Not you pabo!
We know who you are!
I'm asking if he knows who 'T' is.

MyHope:
I'm not a pabo wtf
Yoongi if you know anything, you better spill it right now.

Yoongles:
Uhhh I have no clue who T is.

ChimChim:
Couch it is then.

Yoongles:
BABY NO!
NOT THE COUCH!

Kookie:
You heard the man!
You're sleeping on the couch you little snake!

MyHope:
I warned you honey.... Jiminie is already in a mood sooo you shouldn't have lied to him.

Yoongles:
I didn't lie to him you idiot.

MyHope:
I might be an idiot but at least I don't have to sleep on the couch tonight 😉

Kookie:
Oh gross!

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Lmaoooo that was fun to write.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Stay safe dears ♥️♥️