Yo guys this is the 10th vol and the anniversary vol this time 1 month back i had released my first vol and yes it was one of the worst but you lads/gals/nigs stuck along with my journey
And for this I thank you. This honestly means a lot to me like when A Childfriendly non paedophile(lies) had a dream of making it big.
He made it big. You stuck with me from my Death to reincarnation to my time in jail and my time with Mr.E
and for that I truely am greatful and I only can say one thing
I LOVE ALL Y'ALL NIGS♥️
And yeah nigs ik this is the ending
Its been hard but all good things should come to and end😭
Now back to the story
So guys its the world cup rn and so a few friends of mine and Mr.E were playing football and due to an unfortunate situation the ball had popped so we couldn't play footy anymore but since your boiii is an expert at most things
Man did some quick thinking and got a new ball. Now y'all know that Mr.E is 4 months pregnant (now 6) so i thought if i kicked him in the abdominal region his deformed paedophile lookin assclown of a child would pop put and well it did pop out and so now we have a new ball so thats all good, i had to sit on it a lil bit to get the shape of a ball it cried but then in the end it really doesnt matter ayy
Logically think about it whats more important
A short game of football
OR
Some 6month year old assclown
If you chose footy then congrats your among 100% of the smart population who chose footy but if you didnt choose footy well, then you lied
Now Mr.E was happy and all because like he got rid of some unwanted parasite from his body and so he thanked me and asked if he could........
hmmm childfriendly content is being censored again🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ how sad wattpad
He also asked me if he could
"Play with some kids" 😉
Now i had to let him so i go to the assclown storage (my basement) and i picked up 3 fresh ones
He took em quick and didnt even think twice before he...........hmmm childfriendly content guys(but u decide what he did to the kids)
My man could've got some STDs🔞🔞 for the way he......... SORRY GUYS I HAVE TO CENSOR SOME CHILDFRIENDLY CONTENT
S-Standard
T-Trunk
D-Dialing or some shizz i forgot a lot of SST shiz sorry
Oh wait you thought i meant oh no b0i this is some Childfriendly content
pls get that thought outta here
BE GONE THOUGHTS
~Meme reference
Only people who have the Boar vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan, ceramic will understand this reference or if your a normien't
So my man ended up with AIDs after his time with the kids
A-Always
I-Is
D-Super duper fuper cooper happy
S-Syndrome
Yo get those wrong thoughts outta here
Here at Kim Ling Ling inc. we write only the cleanest and most childfriendly content
OK Y'ALL DW THIS IS NOT THE LAST VOL I HAD TO CLICKBAIT TO GET SOME READS SORRY (NOT SORRY)
Guys since this is the 10th vol and an Anniversary i want y'all to go and donate (just give something small like 5000$) guys dw nobody is here to judge you
Donate now to : KLLkids.com
Also guys Merch might not be able to come as the production company is limited to 30,000,000 and i need atleast 8,000,000,000 to satisfy my fan base so Sorry
However if you are the lucky few who are gonna get my Merch then
Just Donate to : KLLkids.com
I would like to conclude this vol by saying I love all y'all nigs thank you for sticking with me (ik its repeated but i need more words on this to make it look better so yeah deal with it)
~KIM LING LING out~
Guys yesterday was one of the most imp days, INDEPENDENCE DAY🇱🇷
(Promoting this bs day due to sponsor in previous vol, pls ignore the above message)
If u are MrWallduck Donald Dumb, i dont mean all of that babe❤
I will be waiting for you in the Antinigga house (White house) for a special surprise😉😘🔞
Oh wait you thought..... oh no lad this is only Childfriendly
What i meant was Deporting Mexicans
Jeez get rid of all these bad THOUGHTS
BE GONE THOUGHTS
But on a real note this is truely the end of one Chapter of my life
See y'all in the next Chapter❤
Till we meet again.........
Meanwhile
Man gets killed by CHING CHONG DING DONG (chinese nig) he snipped my nigga KLL
News niggas : Idek how this nigga could've seen him like his Eyelids are closer than an assclown and Mr.Ling
**Dies**
Ty Immanuel for the idea (guys read his book hmu for the link)
RIP KIM LING LING
04/07/2018
He will always remain in our hearts
~Fan niggas
Now for real KIM LING LING OUT
(Literally)😭😭
He was taken out by a snooper
It is the end of an era guys
THE SUPERNIGGA ERA ENDS HERE
*Some sad music starts playing*
*Everyday bro*
*I said its everyday bro*
~Jack Pole finna lose on the 25th😤
