Dipper sat up and pulled on a pair of PJ pants. It was 3 am, he had yet to fall asleep. Again. Mabel was downstairs in her room, happily asleep, pig at her side.
Dipper still couldn't believe his parents were okay with Waddles living in her room. He was, after all, a pig.
But Mabel and her companion were the last thing on Dipper's mind. A certain triangle was.
He was the only one to make nightmares dissapear.
*Some say, now suffer all the children
And walk away a savior
Or a madman and polluted
From gutter institutions*
Bill had decided to journey into the human world. While Mabel went to Grenda's house, and Stan went to the store, Dipper was confronted by the yellow triangular demon. "Pine Tree! I need to make a deal." Dipper rolled his eyes and put away his favorite mystery novel.
"No Bill, because of you-"
"Look Pine Tree, let's be honest. I could easily either take over your pathetic body again, kill you, knock you into the mindscape, put you in a permanent coma, so kill you, or anything else I choose. SO I would suggest that you listen to what I have to offer, and of course accept it." Dipper motions for him to continue. "All I need is for you to teach me how to be a human and I will promise to help you with the secrets of Gravity Falls. Deal?" Dipper looked at him. "I'm making my own vessel to possess, I can also promise no humans will be harmed in the process, so deal?" Bill offers a blue flaming hand to the small human. Dipper shrugged, he was 17, and running out of time to figure out the mysteries.
"Deal."
*Don't you breathe for me
Undeserving of your sympathy
Cause there ain't no way that I'm sorry for what I did*
They had been working together for a month. Watching Bill struggle to learn humanity's greatest gifts was amusing. He has successfully learned his basic skills, the only writing he could manage was his name, but he was an excellent reader. Bill and Mabel got along better than anything, they would sit around and watch romance movies while Dipper collected items for the magic lessons Bill was giving him.
It only made Dipper slightly jealous.
Jealous? Of a dream demon and his sister?
What was wrong with Dipper?
Thank God he'd be out of here soon.
*and through it all
How could you cry for me?
Cause I don't feel bad about it*
It wasn't until Bill pressed Dipper to the wall and kissed him that Dipper understood what was wrong with him.
"Dipper I think I like you. If the movies me and Shooting Star watch have taught me anything it's liking someone and what to do when I do like someone so there I've done and for some weird I don't really regret it but I do realize don't feel the same and honestly I do not care because I really like you and that's really weird for a dream demon to say to a human and it's probably against every rule in the universe and you probably hate me more than you did so just don't even-" and that's where Dipper cut him off with a kiss.
"Shut up you annoying Demon, I like you too." he kissed him again. "I'm glad you picked up on it, I'm too dumb to have."
"Liar, you're the smartest human I've seen in years." Dipper looked at his blushing. "I guess." Dipper chuckled at Bill's blush.
*so shut your eyes
Kiss me goodbye*
One of those nights early in their relationship, Bill sensed Dipper freaking out. It was four in the morning, not a normal time for the human to be freaking out. Bill knew something was attacking him. He ran to the Mystery Shack and found Dipper outside, drawing in the dirt. The boy was wearing a tshirt and shorts. It was too cold outside for that.
