Nct chatroom

.1

Nct   + unknown girl GC

Jiho:
Just a quick question
to my friend  mark
over here

Jiho:
When the FUcK R U  
CHaNgiNg thE GC
naMe Dude ?!?! 

Jiho:
It's been like 6 months

Mark:
Someone PlEaSeeE hold me
Before I throw Hands

Mark:
BitCh U juSt said it yourself

Mark:
It's been 6 FUckIng months
AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T
SHOWED US WHAT YOU
LOOK LIKEEEEE

Jaehyun:
I meannnn, he has a point

Jiho:
1st of all: BITCH is a female dog. DOGS bark. BARKS 
at a tree. TREE is a part of Nature. NATURE is
beautiful so THANkS
for the compliment

Jiho:
2nd of all:

Jiho:
And that means I can show
u how I look like WHENEVER
I fUcKInG what so stfu

Jiho:
U 2 Jeff

Taeyong:
Someone is on their period

Jiho:
NOOO I'm notttt

Jiho:
I'm actually a week late
And that shit scary

Jiho:
OmFg I think I'm pregnant

HaeChan:
You CANt be pregnant if you
are a VIRGIN, U dumb fuck

HaeChan:
Waitt unles-

Jiho:
NO HAECHAN

Jiho:
Plus you don't HAVE to
Mention that I'm a virgin
Every 5 DAMN minutes
boiiii

Jiho:
My stomach hurts so BAd
I wanna die

Lucas:
Since you said that you
Live near here why don't you
Send us your location
So we can come to your
House and bring some
ice cream:)

HaeChan:
^
Taeyong:
^
Winwin:
^
Johnny:
^
Mark:
^
Jisung:
^
Jungwoo:
^
Renjun:
^
Yuta:
^
Kun:
^
Jaemin:
^
Jaehyun:
^
Chenle:
^
Jeno:
^
Taeil:
^
Ten:
^
Doyoung:
^

Jiho:
As nice as that sounds
I'm gonna stop the train here

Jiho:
Boi I already told u I'm not
Ready to show myself yet

Mark:
LAMEEeeE

Jiho:
Plus My apartment DOES NOT
Fit 17 guys that are all
huger than me

Ten:
17 ?!

Jiho:
I've seen pics of Chenle
And I'm like 100% sure that
I could win in a fight against him

Chenle:
SHE DID NOT JUS-

Jaemin:
She right

Chenle has left the chat

Mark:
Jaemin lock your doors

Jaemin:
Like what could that kid ever
Do to me ?!

Jaemin:
Omfg he just came in.
Stared at me. and just

Jaemin:
LEFT !?!?!?

Chenle has joined the chat

Chenle:
Hey I'm back

Chenle:
I just went to check if
Jisung took the trash out

Chenle:
He didn't.

Jiho:
@ jaemin

HaeChan:
Savagenes level: 100

Jiho:
I can't stop laughing oh god....

Jiho:
WAit I think I just got my period
Because of how hard I was laughing

Jiho:
Lemme go check

Mark:
EwwWw u are so disgusting

Jiho:
Yep, officially on ma period

Jiho:
And mark YOU DONT FUCKIN
KNOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS SO STFU BEFORE I COME
RUNNING TO UR DORM
WITH A FUCKIN KNIFE MAN

Jeno:
She sounds serious not
Gonna lie

Mark:
Okayyyy jezzzz, sorry

Jiho:
That's a good boy

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Ahhh, it's almost 6 in the morning and I just finished the first chapter.
I know I'm not funny what so ever but this is me trying 😂💔.
Anyways I hope you enjoyed this chapter I'm gonna go sleep now.