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     Jess's mind went back to reality when the bell rang

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Jess's mind went back to reality when the bell rang.

She walked out of the classroom to catch up to with her friends and she squeezes in between Bill and Richie.

"There's like this church full of Jews, right?" Eddie says "And Stan has to take like this super Jewy test-"

"But, how's it work?" Bill interrupted

"They slice a tip of his dick off ", Eddie answers

Jess scrunched her fave up in disgust from the thought of that.

"Then Stan'll have never nothing left!" Richie exclaims

"Wait up, guys!" Stan yells before walking in between Eddie and Bill.

"Hey Stan, what happens at the bar mitvah anyways?" Bill questions the dirty blonde haired boy "Ed says they slice a tip of your d-d-d-dick off."

"Yeah, I think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants, turn to the crowd and say "WHERES THE BEEF?" Richie joked

"You guys are disgusting", chuckled Jess, the boys laughing at her comment

"At the bar mitzvah, I read from the torah and then I make a speech, and suddenly I become a man." Stan explains to the group.

  "I can think of funner ways to become a man", Richie says

"More fun ways," Stanley corrects him as the group walks past the Bowers Gang staying completely silent.

"Think they'll sign my yearbook?" Richie asks the group " Dear Richie, sorry for taking a hot steamy dump in your backpack last month. Have a good summer!"

Greta Keene angrily stomps into the hallway and shoves into Stan, earning a glare from the boy.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 04, 2018 ⏰

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