The Fork Fic

Forks

"Dan let's get ready to walk to the store, hurry up!" I quickly shoved my shoes on and put my jacket on, almost falling in the process of course. I rushed down the stairs and then walked out the door with Phil. Phil was my best friend and I really do love him ¡platonically! no homo. We've never thought of each other and anything more or anything less and I would like to keep it that way.
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Once we walked from our house to the store it was time to get the cake cause everyone needs a sweet once in a while of course. "I'll go get the forks and you go get the cake, okay?" I said "Yeah i'll be down that aisle".
When I got to the cutlery aisle I felt at ease, I've never told anyone this but the way the silverware is so shiny and smooth makes me wanna- "Excuse me sir, do you know where to find the dog care aisle?" said a random man "I don't know, i'm sorry" Maybe it's good I didn't finish that thought... The man then walked off looking a tad bit disappointed. I picked up some silver forks that was cheap but looked nice enough and then went to go find Phil.
When I found Phil we then paid for the items and walked back home.
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Me being the impatient little shit(Note: I usually try to watch my cursing but with how bad this is there's no use :() I am, I immediately run upstairs and take off my shoes and clothes then change into some sweatpants and the first shirt I saw. I ran downstairs (which I regretted since I immediately ran out of breath), grabbed a fork and took off the lid. Seeing the lemon cake I was salivating just from the site and immediately started digging in.
Phil just came downstairs from changing and whatnot which made me feel a little embarrassed since I already started eating without him. "Woah Dan slow down a bit if I took a little bit longer you would've eaten half the cake!" "Well shorry but yoush snoohz you loshe" I said while messing up my words since I still had cake in my mouth. Phil then sits down next to me and starts eating.
I almost finished my cake until the fork scraped the roof of my mouth. At first it hurt but then I felt a little bit of pleasure so then I moan really loudly. i kind of got hard.. Phil looks over at me while chuckling a little bit with a face that was kind of weirded out "Was the cake really that good Dan?" I can't tell him I moaned over a fork scraping the roof of my mouth. With my face hot and i'm sure was beet red I just nod and look away.
I can't stop now though, I had to keep scraping and it felt so good... I kept moaning(despite knowing Phil is definitely weird out) and letting Phil think it was the cake while I get increasingly harder and erect. I let out a louder moan which made Phil drop his fork on the carpet. He goes to pick up the fork and gasps and bumps his head on the bottom of the table. With a shocked face he asks me hesitantly "U-um Dan... Why are you erm hard?" He says with a smiling but with a confused face. I choke(choke me daddy 😩😩😩) and blink rapidly and smile awkwardly with my teeth "Well you see the um scraping made from the uh the fork on the roof of my mouth felt bad you see then it felt good? Haha?" Phil has a blank poker face trying to figure out what to do at that moment.
Phil then smirks and looks at me with narrowed eyes which honestly makes me kind of worried. He puts his hand on my thigh and I gasp and then he leans in too close for comfort and asks me "I can help you out if you want to...". Okay yeah this is a weird situation but his voice is deep and very seductive so I nod frantically and he reaches his hand into my pants and palms me. "Ah!" I make a high pitched squeak from this and how unexpected this issue from my best friend too! I grip onto his shoulders and sit in his lap.
It feels good but I can't compare it to the fork. My face feels so hot and I go even redder and then I ask Phil to stop, he looks at me with his head titled and with a confused face "Why? Do you not like it? I'm sorry.." "No! It's not that it's just um.." I fiddle with my fingers and pick up the fork trying to figure out how to say this. "Can you scrape my mouth with this?" I say it quickly so that it's basically one word. Phil looks at me with his Eyebrows high and eyes widened, instead of saying yes he just nods and takes the fork from my hand. "Let's go in my bedroom first though."
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I lay down on the bed and start to take off my pants(sorry i didn't expect this to turn into actual smut so i'm just gonna hurry this up) Phil then takes the fork and starts scraping the roof of my mouth. "ScRaPe HaRDEr DaDDy"(blame Infamousphxn) At first it's painful and then i feel pleasure. The room is filled with moans and i see phil smirking and snickering. He starts scraping harder and blood starts filling in my mouth, he pulls the fork out and looks at the blood. He then starts kissing me roughly and has his tongue in my mouth, licking out the blood. He looks so sinister and evil doing this i'm really worried now. "P-phil maybe we should stop.." "How about no?" He then takes the fork and starts scraping my penis roughly and it burns so bad, I scream in agony while i look down at my bleeding penis and all i can do is scream "PHIL! PLeAse STOP" Phil just snickers to himself  while licking the blood up off of my penis and all i can do is scream. He picks up the fork and stops scraping to just scrape my nipples until they're bleeding and i start crying and crying and crying until there is no more tears to cry anymore. He takes a rope from under his bed (wow phil is kinky) and ties me up and walks downstairs.
A minute later he comes up with a handful of forks, probably about 10. I start sweating thinking about what he can do. He takes the forks and sticks it down my throat, i start choking and all i see is black.

THE END
i am oh so very sorry blame Infamousphxn for giving me the idea and check out her fic