My Checklist: Tweeny (Tweek x Kenny)

Chapter Two: Honey

I sigh as I finish up my weekly homework and go over everything once again, my messy hand writing is going to kill my teacher, I swear.

I set my folder down and go back to my desk, I haven't looked through everything in a while, so there sat the note.. The one I said I was going to read.

I glanced around my empty room before grabbing the note and opening it, sighing in relief after I realized it wasn't a death threat or anything terrible like the date of my doom.

It read,
Dear Tweekers,

I hate that name, why would you pick a stupid name like that?

I seen you staring at me.

I was what?

So i decided to contact you through letter form.

This doesn't even make any sense..? Is this some sort of joke?

I just wanted to say hello!

hello back to you.

Love, KM.

I paused to stare at the letter. ok..? Who is KM and why are they bothering me/writing some creepy love note thingy.

Wait,

Why am i getting creepy love note thingys? I'm the most weirdest person to ever live! Who would think it was a great idea to contact the creep with their just as creepy note?

I sigh and take a sip from my thermos like a cool guy™ off a cool movie™.

So what! this guy says hello, It doesn't bother me none.

(normal POV)

In reality,

Tweek was dying.

He had no self control over this crazy note that happened to be addressed to him, he was just trying to get through his day without dying!

Tweek grumbled and grabbed a separate paper- the one with his daily schedule on it, he crossed off the next line under 'More coffee' which read; dont die.

Which he obviously failed, he'd have to try harder tomorrow, or just not try at all.

"God!" Tweek thought as he set his thermos down.

What an oblivious mess.

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Hi i didn't take this chapter seriously shhhhh