One day there was cat in the ally. It was gay but smart. He knew he could pray if he wanted but he was gay. And the church up the street dident like gays... so he pissed and hissed until he was straight. But that just gave him aids. So he went up the street to the WOODS near the churches and killed himself.
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The Cat In The Ally
HumorDedicated to JoshuaRose3324 This is not written by meh....my friend did it on my phone so just read the god damn thing...... 0_0 Enjoy :l