I AM TAM. I AM TAM. TAM I AM.THAT TAM-I-AM! THAT TAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT TAM-I-AM!
DO YOU LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM,TAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS.WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN YOUR MOUTH?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN MY MOUTH.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.
WOULD YOU SUCC THEM WITH YOUR DAD?
WOULD YOU SUCC THEM WHEN YOU'RE SAD?NOT WITH MY DAD. NOT WHEN IM SAD .
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN MY MOUTH.
I WOULD NOT SUCC THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT SUCC THEM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT SUCC BIG DICKS AND BALLS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
SUCC THEM! SUCC THEM! HERE THEY ARE.I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE!I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH MY DAD.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WHEN IM SAD.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN MY MOUTH
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.SOME PAIN! SOME PAIN! SOME PAIN! SOME PAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU WITH SOME PAIN?NOT WITH SOME PAIN! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! TAM! LET ME BE!
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH MY DAD
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WHEN IM SAD.
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM IN A HOUSE.
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM WITH MY MOUTH
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT SUCC BIG DICKS AND BALLS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK?I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK.
WOULD YOU COULD YOU WITH A DOG?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A DOG.
NOT IN THE DARK. NOT WITH SOME PAIN.
NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM, YOU SEE.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH MY DAD.
NOT IN MY MOUTH. NOT WHEN IM SAD.
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!YOU DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS?
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A KID?
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A KID!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, WITH A SQUID?
I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, WITH A SQUID.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A KID.
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH MY DAD.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WHEN IM SAD.
I WILL NOT SUCC THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN MY MOUTH
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM.YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.
TAM! IF YOU LET ME BE,
I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE.(... and he tries them ...)
SAY! I LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS!
I DO! I LIKE THEM, TAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD SUCC THEM WIH A SQUID.
AND I WOULD SUCC THEM WITH A KID...
AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND WITH SOME PAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL SUCC THEM WITH MY DAD.
AND I WILL SUCC THEM WHEN IM SAD.
AND I WILL SUCC THEM IN A HOUSE.
AND I WILL SUCC THEM WITH MY MOUTH.
AND I WILL SUCC THEM HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WILL SUCC THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO SO LIKE BIG DICKS AND BALLS!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, TAM-I -AM.

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