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Chapter 1, Your Stupid Ass

(A/N BE GENTOW WITH ME T_T THIS IS MY FUWST FAN FIC
AlSo UM ThiS DOESNT ENTIWELY FOLLOW THE PLOT OF DBH JUST LOOSLY STICKS TO IT X3 )

It was dark, and cold outside. The rain was pelting down as you made your way back towards your apartment. Today would have been just like any other day, if it wasn't for the fact that you'd missed your bus and forgotten your umbrella at work. A clap of thunder left your ears ringing as you picked up your pace. The weather report said it would just rain today- no one warned you about a thunderstorm. You were drenched and your hair stuck to your face from the weight of the water.

Seeing as your apartment was quite a few blocks away you decided to take a shortcut. Your hasty footsteps seemed to bounce off the walls of the alleyways as you walked. Hurrying past the Eden Club, you saw police tape and serval investigators searching for clues. Clearly there had been some sort of crime committed. Your pace slowed to a halt, half out of fatigue and half out of curiosity. Being a detective had always been a dream of yours...but you were just working full time as a waitress to make ends meet. You took a moment to catch your breath and get a good look at exactly what was happening.

"That's the fourth deviant this week" you heard a detective sigh.

Deviant huh? You'd read that term somewhere before. "Deviants are androids that become self aware aren't they..?" You mumble to yourself, tapping your chin in thought. It suddenly hit you that this was all happening in an android sex club- a sex droid of all things gaining self awareness would be hell.

You shook your head a bit, getting rid of the thought. It was still raining and your biggest concern right now was getting home and getting dry. You sigh, turning on your heel about to head off when all of a sudden two women dash past you- no not women...two androids. They looked like they belonged to the Eden Club.

"Stop right there!" A man's voice called out from behind. He had a gun held firmly in his hands and was running the same direction as the two. There was too much rain to get a clear look at him but there was no doubt in your mind her was part of the police department. He was quite a distance away though- you didn't think he would catch up to them time.

This is your chance you thought to yourself.
You knew it was stupid but maybe just maybe this would show you were capable of something other than serving food. A chance to prove yourself, to yourself. Before you knew it you were running full speed after the two androids, going as fast as your two legs could carry you. The two noticed and started to gain speed as well, this was bad. Androids didn't get tired- but you sure did. Sprinting after them with a glint of hope left, you manage to corner them in an alleyway.

The man's footsteps could be heard from behind you, and he soon ran into the alleyway aiming his gun at the two androids.
"This is the end of the line." He said harshly, firing bullets right into each of their mandatory bio-components. They dropped to the ground, before going limp, still half holding each others hands.
Your eyes widened in shock, you'd never seen an android shut down before; let alone get killed. Thirium leaked out of their bullet wounds and washed away with the shower of rain.

You heard the man put his gun away.
"Are you alright, miss?" He asked, turning a bit so he could face you. It was now that you could get a better look at his face. He had soft brown eyes and dark brown hair, matted to his head from the rain. He was kind of cute in all honesty, but the most blatant feature on his face was the blinking blue LED light.
He's an android
"Miss-?" He asked again
"Oh-yeah yeah I'm fine" you wave it off with an awkward laugh. What were you even thinking chasing those androids? You could have gotten hurt.
"What you did was reckless..." It seemed like he knew just what you were thinking. He furrowed his eyebrows, the blue light on the side of his head flashing yellow for a moment as he thought. "Nevertheless, I'd like to thank you for buying me some time. It would have been difficult to catch up to them without your aid."
So you did help! Well...kinda
"Not a problem at all sir! I'll be on my way then-" You spin around to walk out of the alleyway but he grabs the back of your shirt before you manage to leave.
"What's a girl like you doing by yourself outside in these conditions?" He raises an eyebrow ever so slightly.
"Ah- well I missed my bus you see." You answer sheepishly. "...And forgot my umbrella..a-achoo!" You sneeze.
His frown only deepens as his eyes flash for a brief few seconds. "H-hey are you scanning me?!"
"You'll catch a cold if you don't go inside soon. Is your destination far from here?"
"My apartment's just a few blocks away." You sigh. You normally wouldn't even bother to have conversations with strangers, but hey he's an android right? What could go wrong?

He releases his grasp on the back of your shirt, and proceeds to take off his jacket.
"Here." He hands it to you. "It's waterproof. I think it'll keep you warm until you get home."
Your mouth hangs open for a moment, you weren't used to androids being so considerate.
"Are you sure..?"
"Androids can't contract illness. I'll be fine. Consider it a token of appreciation"
Hesitantly, you take the jacket from him. You hadn't realized just how cold you'd been until you slipped the article of clothing on. The jacket was so warm it felt like a big hug.
"Thank you-" you manage to say. "..What's your name?"
"My name is Connor." He answers simply. "I'm an android sent by Cyberlife. You're (y/n) correct?"
"How did you-"
"Your data was presented when I scanned you."
You laugh softly "Oh yeah...I keep forgetting how advanced you guys are getting. Well it was a pleasure meeting you, Connor. Thank you for the chat."
He nods and with that you wave him goodbye, starting your run back home.
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Unlocking your apartment door had never been so gratifying. After all that running, all you wanted to do was fall asleep. You grabbed a towel and dried off your hair, walking up to your mirror to get a good look at yourself. Connor's jacket was pretty large on you, but it was comfortable nonetheless. It had the signature blue triangle and armband like all android clothing did. You realized he was probably running a round in a regular white shirt and tie and that brought a small smile to your face. "I wonder if he'll get in trouble for giving me his jacket" you say to yourself.

On the right side there was a small model number printed neatly on the chest. It read "RK800". RK800 huh? You'd never heard of that model. Maybe he was a new prototype or something.
You carefully took off the jacket and let it hang on your coat rack, falling back onto your bed.

Maybe missing the bus wasn't such a bad thing after all.
You close your eyes and drift off to sleep.

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