Glow: There's something that's been bothering me for a while no-
Lin: HELLO READERS
Glow: That's one of them
Lin: Shut up! Baka...
Glow: Anyway, before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED, I was going to say that I'm thinking of having my profile just filled with Male and Female Readers so you guys can enjoy my content more. And here's my first victim!
Lin: Victim?!
Glow: Shut up and introduce yourself, I'm gonna use the bathroom
Lin: Hmm...Well, hi! My name is Lin Akaroa and I'm (whatever age you want her to be). I like video games and anime. If you watch a little bit of hentai on the down low, it's okay I wouldn't care
Glow: Yeah you know she watches that shit
Lin: I'm also an original character created by this life-long virgin
Glow: HEY! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT A VIRGIN!!!!!
Lin: Your hand doesn't count honey
Glow: *drenches himself with 2 gallons of cold water cuz that roast was S P I C Y*
Lin: So Glow's gonna delete some shit and on Tuesday I'm all yours, or not idk
Glow: Slut
Lin: Virgin
Glow: *jumps into a pool full of ice water*
Lin: Seeya later cuties~ If you need me I gotta go help Glow warm up. Baiiii~
Glow: I wanna fucking kill myself
Lin: Well you definitely should
