Creepypasta Zodiacs

Creepypasta survival guide

Now peeps this is more of a list of things you should bring when hunting for creepypastas. There may be a chance you just happen to run into them. For no exact reason. You weren't totally hunting them down to see them in real life not at all. But let's say you do come in tact with these killers with this page of this book you will and I repeat will survive. All you have to do is when you leave bring these items.

1:  A flashlight

We know diddly darn well that your going to go at night because I'm pretty sure nobody kills at 11:00 in the morning and bring extra batteries if You watch horror movies there's always that seen where they get a flashlight and start looking around then they see something and all a sudden the batteries die and then somehow they die so sad.                                                                            

2: A map of some sort

Just keep a map handy we wouldn't want you to get lost at night would we?

3: A kitchen knife

This one is a no brainer if you ever go out into the forest at night you should probably bring a knife you never know what will happen

4: Pepper spray

This specifically for Jeff the killer. Think of it like this he can't blink and pepper spray hurts peoples eyes. Make sense or what?

5: A spray bottle

It's for Ben we all know that. if anything you'll get a kick out of watching him freak out like a little girl .we all will

6: Fast legs 

Now for Slenderman or eyeless jack there's you can really do but run. go as fast as you get out of that forest and into your house lock it as many times as needed. don't look out of any windows at all.

7: cheesecake and waffles 

You know why it's necessary 

If you bring these with you I promise you won't die. Yet that is now after this is done and your back at home being scared as fuck I can't help you sorry but that's how the world rolls.