Darkness rises

So hello people I am now calling all the boys Frederick and all the girls sharpe good day to you.

Anyway I have recently been watching some new anime there called highschool of the dead and highschool DXD and I highly recommend watching them, and if you have already seen them don't mistake me for a pervert. I know there are a few umm inappropriate scenes but I do really like the plot the rest just makes me laugh my ass of at Isses unluckiness or make me say you lucky little shit.

Anyway I umm whoever the fuck my name is do not own naruto ( turns to lawyer do I really have to do this I mean come on if I owned it i would be fucking rich and not making fanfiction! He nods 'sigh' fine) anyway back to wherever the fuck my oc's in

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"WAKE UP ITS A NEW DAY FULL OF LOVE SO WAKE UP!" "What in the name of all that is holy is that begone demon!"

I shout jumping from my covers slashing a kunai everywhere. I notice the source of the hellish music out of the corner of my mined.

"I SAID AHHH! WAKE U-" " FUCKING DIE!" I scream whacking the clock radio on the floor and proceeding to stamp my foot on it enraged.

Stopping what I was doing I looked at the mangled clock underneath my bleeding foot. "HOLY SHIT MY MOTHER F****** FOOT!" I scream hopping around. (5 minutes of panicking later) "and now I won't be able to walk anywhere because ill need to get it removed and-"

(Another 5 minutes) "and it f****** hurts!" I look at the clock again for a second. 'oh shit I killed a clock! the police are gonna be after me I need to pack and leave for suna I must pack right no-' "BANG! BANG! BANG!" "who to the mother f****** what now?"

I say hopping out the room. "HEY SHADOW YOU IN THERE!?" A voice screams outside my door. "Cheeseball!? is that you?" I ask.

"Hey I'm not a cheese ball I'm naruto uzamakie! Dattaboyo!" he screams "yea, yea whatever now what do you want?"

"You said we can train together today." he says to me. 'I did? ...... oh yea I did.' "Ok just give me a minute. oh yea, come in if ya want ill be in my room!"

I yell walking down the hall. I stop then turn to him with a smile that would make orochimaru scared. "Oh and if you touch my pasta... ill kill you." I say in a deadly low voice. he shakily smiles turning a pail white "ill be back soon" I then say cheerfully.

I open the wardrobe and change into the same training clothing as yesterday also swinging the bag over my shoulder. I walk back to naruto who was sitting on the dining table chair looking around.

"Come on where going." I say to him. upon hearing me he bounces up screaming "YEA lets go train!" while running out the door.

I walk to the fridge and put two apples and two water bottles in the bag for us. I turn to see him running down the street in a hurry.

"Hey!HEY! you don't even know where the hell where going!" I scream running after the cheese ball.

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After catching up with the orange blob I dragg- um 'walked' him to the same training ground as yesterday and got to work.

"Ok so. what jutsu do you know?" I ask him " well I know transformation and body switch! but I cant do the clone jutsu yet." he replies. 'wow just wow. terrible.' I think.

"Ok first I want you to try the clone jutsu just to see." I ask him. he nodes and makes the typical hand sign "clone jutsu!" he yells.

There was the signature poff of smoke and when it cleared there where two very sickly looking clones that where half dead. noticing the massive spike of chakra I realise why he couldn't do it.