"Hey bitch" Shawn Mendes says, in the corner of the dimly lit room, his legs together like ramen noodles as Tyler walks in, sweaty and naked at 3 in the morning. "Oh hey baby" Shawn raises an eyebrow and chuckles, "Really? Baby? Not tonight." Tyler gulps nervously, and looks down at the floor. "Sorry" Shawn stands and moves in front of Tyler "Sorry what?" Tyler sighs, "Sorry Mr. Avocado man." Shawn grins, "That's more i like it, slut". "Now tell me, whore. Where were you for the past 5 years?" Tyler frowns. He's been hiding a secret for so long now, and he didn't know if Shawn was ready to hear the truth. What would he think? What would he do? Would he kick him out? Would he not care at all? Well, here it goes. "I've been with my chemical romance. We've been selling strawberry shortcakes to orphans without penises. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, Shawn I didn't think you could handle the truth"
To be continued, hoe.
