My Savage Yoda (Twice Fanfic)

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Your PoV

Well it is good to be back with the one and only savage Yoda...MY savage yoda and right now, I am watching Sana putting off the stove in the kitchen. How did this happen?

--15 Minutes Ago--

"Girls, I'm back with your groceries!!!" I shouted then I walked into the kitchen seeing Tzuyu and Sana cook "You two might make a good couple"

"Shush, I only belong to your sister and Tzuyu belong to you" Sana replied

"Yeah...in this story" I mumbled quietly 

"What was that?" Tzuyu asked and I shook my head

"What are you girls making anyway? Please do not burn the house down" I said and the girls nodded

Sana turned on the stove and ignites its flame but being the careless Sana we all know, the fire caught to the plastic she was holding and then she let go and it caught fire with things that are flammable. I took the fire extinguisher and extinguish all the flames

"I guess I know why now Jay-hyung quit" I said grinning 

"I was just trying to make a meal" Sana pouted 

"And while making the meal, you almost burn our kitchen...again. Stick at what you are good at eonnie which is being a cute, sexy and clumsy squirrel and shiba inu" Tzuyu said

"I'm gonna tell JYP to get you an electric stove. I think that's better" I said and went to the living room putting aside the stuff I bought earlier for the girls 

--Few Minutes Later--

"Hey Minjun" the girls went down and greet me in unison

"I got jokbal for Momo" I said and Momo instantly snatch it "Jokbal Lover" she just grin and went to the kitchen which my guess would be, for shoving the whole jokbal down to her stomach. I turned to the girls "Sana burn the whole breakfast. Let's just go out and eat" 

"Sana, do not try to cook again okay?" Jihyo said and Sana nodded

--Few Hours Later--

I am currently in the park with Tzuyu, just the both of us holding hands together

"I miss this" she said and I nodded "Can I ask you something?" I nodded again "What does horny and fuck mean?" I widen my eyes at the question

"Uhm...I don't know. Where did you heard it?" I lied 

"The other night, I heard it from Nayeon and Jeongyeon. In their room. I tried asking the members but they wouldn't answer me. I tried asking Nayeon and Jeongyeon but they ignore me" 

"I think it's better you don't know" I said. I will kill those two for doing it so loud till my Yoda has to hear it 

"Let's go back" I nodded and in time for me to scold those 2 horny noonas 

--Dorm--

"NAYEON! JEONGYEON! Outside now!" I shouted after Tzuyu went into her room and the two eldest members step out

"What?" they ask in unison

"Do not 'what' me. Why were you doing it last night?" I asked

"We didn't do anything" Jeongyeon replied

"YOU BOTH WERE DOING SEX! DON'T LIE TO ME YOU DUMBASS!" I said "Tzuyu was asking what is fuck and horny. How will you explain that to me? Hmm?" 

"Oh. We both got carried away. Sorry" Nayeon grinned and ran in along with Jeongyeon 

I went inside and to Tzuyu's room and find her with her laptop on her lap

"What you watching?" I raised my eyebrow 

"Uh...nothing" her cheeks then suddenly turned red

I immediately took her laptop and saw her watching something that isn't appropriate 

"I get the meaning now..." she then look down and I sighed putting away the laptop and then sit on the bed "Can...we do it?" 

I jaw drop at the question and tried to process everything 

"What the--" Before I could say anything, her lips land on mine kissing me passionately. Her tongue asking for an entrance then I stop immediately making her confuse. I stood up and lock the door so the members won't bother us. I then went to her and continue our make out session and took her clothes off slowly leaving her in her bra and undies and we are just doing IT

(A/N: You know what? I can't. This is Adrian's doing. He wanted me to do a smut even though he is sick but I can't. I'm still innocent, I know you guys aren't innocent but please spare mine. -Ghost)

Tzuyu's PoV

 I woke up with pain between my legs and found myself naked along with Minjun. Yesterday was crazy. I stood up from bed carefully not wanting to wake him up and I went to the bathroom. I suddenly felt sick and threw up in the toilet bowl. This caused Minjun to be awake

"Hey you okay?" he asked and I nodded. He hold my hair so it won't get messy and dirty from the vomit

I stood up and he brought me a fresh pair of clothes which I wore after I shower. I think the members gonna notice something off with how I walk today

I went out and was greeted by Jihyo smirking

"Our maknae isn't innocent anymore...is she?" I shrug "Oh, you know what I'm talking about"

"Oh YES RIGHT THERE MINJUN! DO ME THERE!" my face suddenly turn red as a Ferrari as I heard Jeongyeon's voice 

"YAH!!!" I shouted. Good thing Chaeyoung isn't here, they will take her innocence 

The girls just giggled and smirked until Minjun came and then they burst out laughing

"You heard us didn't you?" he asked and the girls nodded "You moaned too loud Yoda" he whispered and smirked to me making my face boil more

"Anyways, eggs and bacon for you" Jihyo passed us our meal

"If Tzuyu gets pregnant, I will kill you Minjun" Nayeon threatened

"Don't worry eonnie. She won't" Minjun answered

"Good, so that means you were protection?" Jihyo asked and me and Minjun looked at each other 

"Uhm" we both said in unison 

"YOU DIDN'T WEAR PROTECTION???!!!" Jihyo shouted and we nodded slowly 

"If there are any signs of pregnancy by next week" Jeongyeon said and face me "You, Chou Tzuyu, will have to"

"Please do not say have an abortion" Minjun said

"No, I was gonna say to go to the doctor and have it check" Jeongyeon answered "Wait, you wanna be responsible?"

"Of course noona. It's gonna be my kid too, not Jungkook" he answered and bite his bacon 

"Go to the doctor next week if you experience some symptoms for pregnancy okay?" Nayeon said and I nodded taking some bites from my breakfast

"By the way, was Minjun good?" Jeongyeon asked smirking and my face boil once more

I am so done with this perverted Jeongyeon-eonnie