I am not cute (UF! Bitty Sans x reader)

chapter thirty eight - Cute Tiny Jackass

*gets off the ship* IM BACK!!!

the one week long trip is over (that turned out to be ten days😅) and I am back... well, until the next trip that happens in two weeks

And before we start with the chapter, THE QUESTION!!! Do you have any scars that you got in a funny way? (I got a scar from a plastic spoon!-lame, I know-. I was bored on a party so I started to fiddle and like around with a plastic spoon. there was a candle in front of me, so out of boredom, I put the spoon on top of the lit candle. the spoon melted and dropped on top of my hand, leaving a permeant scar from a plastic spoon on my hand... funny enough I did not feel it at all and did not think about telling anyone. no body noticed it for about 3 days)

(D/n) = Dads name
(H/c) = Hair color

- (Y/n) P.O.V

"'Ello dad!" I said in the most casual manner possible. I almost laughed at the fact that the way I said it sounded British.

"H-huh!" the human on the couch looked at me with an unknown emotion. Something sparkled in his eye before he decided to speak. "why am I on a couch?... And why does it feel like someone is trying to open my head with a nutcracker?"

I forced out a chuckle and rubbed the back of my neck. "Heh heh... that's a funny story... I may or may not... have hit you on the back of the head with a hockey stick in fear you were a robber..." I said while glancing away from my dads face. He nodded slowly in reply, his face being a void of emotion.

Seconds later dads expression changed into a panicked one. "WHERE'S MY BAG!?" he franticly looked around. "bag? I didn't see a bag." My answer fell upon deaf ears, since dad did not stop his search. After his search in the current room he located in he walked towards the door that lead to the exit and opened it. 

I heard dad sigh in relief as he reached down towards the ground and grabbed something. He turned around and the first thing I noticed that he had a black bag now present in his hands.

"You should probably go to bed (Y/n)" (D/n) suddenly said, startling me. "O-ok, if it's ok, you can sleep on the sofa (D/n), s-since I don't have a guest room" I stuttered out and left the room. Out of the corner of my eye I swore I saw him flinch, not sure why.

The bitty's on my shoulder where clutching the locks of my (h/c) hair as I walked in the hallway. I could feel their shaking from the vibrations they sent through the strands of my hair. I was way to tired to care about anything at the moment, everything felt fuzzy and fogy, almost like a dream that would fade the moment my head hit the pillow. So I walked into my room, locked the door, put my phone on charge and went to sleep.

- Authors P.O.V

Edgy fell asleep easily minutes after (Y/n) did. While Clover and Cherry where shaking and curled up to (Y/n)'s neck and shoulder, seeking for comfort and scared that something may happen. Cherry and Clover clearly did not trust (D/n). Before they fell asleep they agreed to watch (D/n)'s every move around (Y/n), just incase he was up to some trouble.

~~~sleep filled time skip~~~

- (Y/n) P.O.V

I woke up to the sunlight shining in my eye. I silently scolded myself to put a pair of darn curtains in front of the window already before I get blinded in my awakening.

I smiled as I saw two of my sweet companions cuddled up to my body. As soon as I realised there were only two I quickly started looking around for the third one. Edgy.

I found him at my night stand. He was on my phone with a sh*t eating grin present on his face. I raised a brow but decided not to ask. I sat up from bed, making Cherry and Clover roll of my body, both of them awake and with an 'oh-sh*t' face that just had to make me laugh.

I stood up completely and left the room with cloths in hand so I could change and prepare for the day a head of me.

As soon as I was wearing a fresh pair of clothes, washed my face and brushed my teeth I re-entered my bed room.

I smiled warmly at the three skeletons on my bed and scooped all of them up with my right hand. I used the left one to grab my phone and place it in my pants pocket.

I left my room with all of the bitty's cuddled up to my chest as I held them up with my hand. I entered the kitchen and decided to just make a light breakfast with berries since I did not feel like cooking.

I got some strawberry and a watermelon from the fridge. I cleaned the strawberries and sliced up the watermelon. While cleaning the strawberries I could not help but ask myself why the fruit was named strawberry if it's not even a berry in the first place.

I placed the breakfast on the table and all four of us started eating the food. When all the strawberries were eaton and half of the Watermelon was gone I fished out my phone to check the time. But out of habit I pressed my thumb on the sensor located on my phone and it opened before I saw what the time was.

What I saw on my phone made me drop it on top of the counter and let out a shriek as I was not expecting the inappropriate image that was showing on your phone. My face had blush dusting my cheeks and light red dusted my nose. My hands were shaking as I in a hurry grabbed the phone and hurriedly started pressing the home button to get out from the page. I sighed in relief as the image disappeared and I was on home screen.

While this all happened Edgy was laughing his Un-real-ass off. Clover and Cherry were just confused on what's happening. I felt more blood rush to my face as the image flooded back to my mind, despite trying to forget it. When you finally figured out why Edgy was laughing and why the image was even on your phone, I felt anger build up inside of me. Not the anger like the one you get when a bully teases you and you can do nothing to fight back, but the one that you get with your childhood friends when they tease you about your first crush.

"YOU TINY JACKASS!!! HOW DARE YOU SEARCH UP PORN ON MY PHONE!?!?!?" I screamed as I glared at Edgy with child-like anger building up inside me. My voice even broke and sounded higher pitcher than normal. Edgy's laugh's only got louder and I could even see red tears running down his white skeleton face.

"You are getting no mustard for the rest of today!" I said firmly as I glared down at Edgy. Edgy instantly silenced him self so he could look back at me with shock.

"No! You can't do that!" His devastated look made Cherry and Clover laugh. "Oh yes I can! You deserve punishment for your sins." I said with amusement shown in my voice. Edgy looked like he regretted his choices for today. A light chuckle escaped me. "you are such a cute tiny jackass" I said as I turned around with the plates in my hands so I could wash them. I laughed as I heard Edgy yell the words

"I'M NOT CUTE"

I have no idea where my inspiration for this chapter came from, but here it is.

At the moment I am on the plain to ride back home. I'll post this chapter as soon as I land and can correct all my writing mistakes.

SEE YOU GUYS NEXT CHAPTER ANS ILL MAKE SURE TO UPDATE SOON!!!