Unofficial Tags Book

Deux

Fuck you Eshaal.

Whoo hoo.

1: The person you like and why you like them?

Uhhh, my fucking girlfriend (name left out cause fuck you) cause she's the shit and is way too sweet and funny and she loves my puns even when they're fucking terrible—

And she may or may not love vines and can quote them from the top her head like I can.

2: A famous person you've been compared to.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I'm sure there's some singer out there that someone has said I was like.

Maybe Carrie Underwood?

3: 5 things that irritate about the opposite/same sex.

Males:

1. Most that I know are unintelligent and if they are smart, just waste the potential.
2. Are idiots. Fucking vaping in the girl's locker room was a smart idea in my grade.
3. Crybabies. I accidentally kicked someone during soccer and they fucking got crutches the next day cause he cried to his mama.
4. Homophobic. I know way too many males who are homophobic or at least make fun of people who are in the LGBTQ+ community and those people can chill and get the fuck out. My history teacher, who is fucking lit af, scolded the class because she heard that my classmates were making fun of other students for being queer, she got fucking triggered because her sister has a wife and hoo boy, I could see people's faces pale.
5. Loud. Every immature male, except for the "emos" are fucking obnoxious and loud. And that doesn't stop until they're dead.

Females:

1. Brats. No explanation there.
2. Bitchy. No need for explanation either.
3. Basic white girls are fucking hoes. (Almost every white girl who is basic in my grade has dated at least 7 people in the past 2 years)
4. Drama. Explanation not required.
5. When you're a nerd and you don't fit in, the fucking same gender is always awkward around you. I'll be talking about my Voltron shit with my friends and everyone else is like "wtffffff"

4: The best thing that happened to you this week.

Well... so far it's that I published a oneshot and everyone likes/loves it even if they don't like fanfics.

5: Weird things you do when you're alone.