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How I fucked everything up

So let's start off with a few things:

1. I am very stupid 

Actually that's all you need to know really... This whole thing was ONLY 80% my fault, but hey, that still leaves a little room for blame :D

When I was a tiny baby I went through this whole ordeal of lung problems for a couple months that kinda sorta fucked me up? From bronchitis, bronchiolitis, crupe, etc.. Anyways, all you need to know is that i have an excuse to get out of gym class. Just kidding, but I wish that were true ;-;

Ever since then I had gotten pneumonia every winter, every year, for at least one week. It sucked. But I had just passed the four year running mark of no pneumonia, and I was so proud of my baby lungs :')

So my family decided to take a trip around Europe for the summer because we had saved up enough to do it. I was PUMPEDDDDD 

The tour group we were going with for the first part of our trip asked us to buy this EF tour backpacks but we decided that was kinda like screaming into a megaphone "HEY I'M A TOURIST AND MOST LIKELY TO BE CARRYING MONEY!" So we pretended we didn't get the text from our tour guide and did our own thing. 

We ended up buying backpacks with the built in water system thingy, because it was going to be like five hundred million degrees in Italy. 

So we've finished England and are almost done with France, and my backpack has been basically everywhere. Subway, sidewalk, airplane, freaking disneyland, restaurants, bathrooms, you name it.

This is a warning sign.

I constantly drank out of the water thing which has been on Disneyland bathroom floors.

This is another warning sign.

I didn't change out the water very often and didn't wash the mouthpiece.

Warning sign.

I ate crap food  and didn't sleep at all.

Godamnit. 

So of course, I got sick. But not just any sick. I got freaking pneumonia in Venice, when I could be doing literally anything else. So instead of touring and seeing my number one bucket list vacation spot, I'm stuck in the hotel room trying not to die. And along with my vacation ruined, my mom is also stuck with me trying to make sure I don't die.

I am the smartest.