Author's Rant (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

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Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to my horrible first attempt at writing a book.

I would love to make some points crystal clear. It you don't get it, go shove a tube light down your ass.

● Even if it is a horrible book, it's my book. If you try to copy it I will find you and I will kill you.

● I already have a lot of bullshit going in my life. I don't want your rude ass making rude comments. Get the fuck out of here.

English is not my mother tongue. So don't get your panties in a twist when you see a grammatical mistake or note my non-existant vocabulary.

● If you are not okay with my swearing- sweetheart, this book is not for you.

Now if you didn't get your ass all worked up by my rules.

Please, step inside.

P.S: I suck at this.

P.P.S: Fucking suck at this.

P.P.S: The characters will not even swear half as much as I do.

◌⑅⃝●♡⋆♡LOVE♡⋆♡●⑅◌

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