Has your anus ever fallen off?
Well mine has
My anus has been through a lot. I guess it just needs to feel special
Maybe I should take it out for a date, go to some nice restaurant, the movies or something.
Maybe my anus would like some flowers
I just need it to stop falling off
aNy sUgGeStIoNs?
To be continued.

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