Best friend type shit

Whack Hoes

Tiana: I woke up with 5 miss calls and 2 text messages from Nahmir I don't know what is up with this man but he needs to chill cause he been acting protective lately but I call him back cause his ass will get mad asf shit he probably already is

Nahmir: I was about to call Tiana ass again but I got a incoming call from a unknown number so I answered yo who is this
Alexis: it's me Alexis
Nahmir: umm elaborate
Alexis: the one who was in the smoke session with you
Nahmir: umm ok
Alexis: you want me to show you a good time
Nahmir: I'm coolin right now
Mabey later
Alexis: you sure baby
Nahmir: positive
Alexis: bye Mir
Nahmir: hangs up I don't even know how this bitch got my number but Tiana ass got me fucked up like all the way so I am not gon call her and wait for her ass to call me back

Tiana: I called Nahmir phone but it rung twice and he hung it up so I called again
Nahmir: hello
Tiana: Nahmir what do you want
Nahmir: my bestfran
Tiana: what Nahmir get off my phone with the bullshit what do you want dude
Nahmir: girl stop fuckin around and come give me a big hug
Tiana: I know we in best friend but this whole blowing up the phones shit ain't cutting it for me so chill out
Nahmir: ok so there is no need for the paragraph speech but can you please come over I just wanna see my best friend
Tiana: you can see me but just I sigh just give me a minute Mir I will be there in a little bit
Nahmir: why you making it seem like you don't want to come over
Tiana: nothing Nahmir I am coming
Nahmir: nah if you don't feel like coming stay yo ass over there I will find somebody else to call best friend
Tiana: w.e Nickolas I hung up cause he was pissing me off I told his spoiled ass I was gonna come but he just he so irritating but I still head over there

At Nahmir house

Tiana: why you gotta be so stubborn I said I was gonna come
Nahmir: YeA ok
Tiana: Nahmir
Nahmir: text on his phone
Tiana: Nahmir
Nahmir: walks towards the bathroom
Tiana: stands up and wraps her arms around his waist and puts her head on his back Nahmir stop ignoring me
Nahmir: turns around and unwraps her arms from around him
Tiana: Mir stop doing that
Nahmir: go back home then
Tiana: punches his chest stop doing that shit Nahmir damn you see that I am here and I am trying Chill with you but you ignoring me
Nahmir: grabs her neck softly listen to me Idc how much you mad or how much I ignore you I don't want you to ever put your fuckin hands on me fuck wrong with you find somebody to play with Ana
Tiana: I like it when you choke me daddy
Nahmir: smiles stop fuckin playing before I fuck you
Tiana: damn friend inappropriate I was kidding
Nahmir: lets her neck go well don't be playing around so much
Tiana: rolls her eyes and pulls her phone out
Nahmir: licks his lips you so mother fuckin fi- ugly nigga
Tiana: thanks you so handsome
Nahmir: looks at her then rubs his chin well you mean the ladies love me
Tiana: stands up
Nahmir: stands up and stretches
Tiana: walks towards his bed and lays on it
Nahmir: lets go do something
Tiana: I want to take a nap
Nahmir: no get up we can take a nap later
Tiana: Nahmir please just 20 minutes
Nahmir: lays on top of her
Tiana: get your heavy ass up
Nahmir: rolls over on his back get over here girl
Tiana: pulls herself up and lays her head on his chest
Nahmir: slaps her ass
Tiana: watch your hands nigga
Nahmir: what you my best friend
Tiana: mmmmhhh
Nahmir: lays down
Tiana: sits up and text on her phone
Nahmir: grabs her head and pulls her down and kisses her cheek
Tiana: wraps her arms around him neck
Nahmir: kisses her neck
Tiana: giggles that tickles Mir
Nahmir: be quiet girl and go to sleep
Tiana: boy if you don't get the fuck

Later

Tiana: once I woke up it was quiet so I figured Nahmir was sleep but I looked over and he wasn't there so I walked downstairs and seen Glizzy Jay Nahmir Alex Dre and like 5 or 6 girls
Nahmir: looks up and smiles come here
Tiana: walks towards him
Jay: wassup Tiana
Tiana: hey Jay hey Glizzy hey Dre and wass good Alex
Everyone: hey Tiana
Nahmir: continues to play the game
Monica: so she is just another one
Nahmir: Monica hush damn
Monica: I just was asking Nahmir
Glizzy: no that's homie now shut up speaking bout her
Monica: shut up Glizzy I just wanna know why sheso close to him like we wasn't just kicking it down here together
Tiana: stands up and looks at her chill out bitch we is just friends no need to try to make me jealous the fuck
Nahmir: what girl all we did was pass a blunt around
Monica: YeA but you was watching me and shit and you was staring at my boobs so
Tiana: wow Nahmir control your hoes
Nahmir: get the fuck out my house
Monica: mmmh how my pussy taste bitch
Tiana: slaps her bitch don't disrespect me or him we are only friends and you gassing shit
Monica: grabs her hair and throws her on the ground
Tiana: pushes her off her and punches her in the mouth
Jay: grabs Monica and pulls her towards the door
Monica: don't worry bitch he still gon call me
Tiana: YeA face fucked up and all yes ok
Nahmir: Shut the fuck up Monica for I slap the shit out of you
Monica: leaves
Tiana: Really Nahmir your bitches is crazy
Nahmir: it ain't even like that
Tiana: goes upstairs
Glizzy: well that escalated quickly
Jay: Monica trippen
Glizzy: you ate Monica pussy
Jay: sorry bud I thought he told you
Dre: I was gon try to hit it too
Alex: swear cause lil baby was cute
Nahmir: y'all can have that shit
Dre: laughs
Nahmir: runs upstairs
Tiana: what the fuck was that Nahmir
Nahmir: it wasn't even like that promise you what me and that girl had going on was a long time ago
Tiana: you ain't gotta explain nothing to me that is your hoe not mine and that bitch was sitting there disrespecting me
Nahmir: why is you saying that like I didn't check her ass
Tiana: just leave me alone
Nahmir: you can't be mad at what happened
Tiana: why does she still feel the need that she could disrespect me she ain't know we was friends
Nahmir: bruh today was the first time I seen her since like last week I didn't even get to that part yet
Tiana: pushes his head she shoulda been knew we were friends since diapers nigga pushes his head
Nahmir: what the fuck Tiana how many times I gotta tell your ass to keep your hands off me
Tiana: shut your bitch ass up cause you ain't gon do shit so get the fuck out my face like you is
Nahmir: you mad and for what
Tiana: what is wrong with you at least get hoes that are cute cause she look like a damn ogre
Nahmir: ok fuck all that shit you talking about
Tiana: then why that bitch feel as if she needs to come for me
Nahmir: you tryna say I am lying
Tiana: no Nahmir it's just she don't know me
Nahmir: Im sorry I never told her about you ok I am sorry she disrespect you ok
Tiana: just leave me alone damn

I understand that Tiana was doing the most but I thought I needed to spice it up a little bit