my name is kylie smith i have long blond hare and brite blue eyes i am really skinny so all the the boys like me im perfect but i think im really ugley. i have a cool axent bc i moved here from england to years ago so im kinda cool. im 17 years old. i live in la. i am going to starbucks to get my daily cofee. i get dressed and go to starbucks in my off black cadilac. after i order six guys run into me and spill coffe all over my purple top. i scremed and they all laughed. i kiicked one with a purple afro in tge balls. 'owwwwwwwwwwwwwww FUCK' he cryd. i laufed and one with fluffy green and bklack hair sayd 'fiesty i like it' then i kissed him. every1 gasped. 'i ship it' one sasd with a tank and an ugly lisp (A/N: I LOVE RICKY IM SORRY) i laufed and one with blu heir and a flower crown sAYd 'wanan come over' i sasyd yes and they took me to their howse. i cried at the uglty shirt they tryed to give me. i put it on and then they said wanna watch a movie i sayd ok adn we watched men girls. after words we pleyed truth or dare i sat nexto conner i learned all their names earlirt. i had to kiss jc and it eas love. lol. i chang into some sweet pants that r rikys anjd a top adn sleep on teh couch. i wake up adn tell the boys i have to met with my friends 5 suase yes 5 seconds of sumer i got dressed into my clothes from yesterday and did my makeup. i washed my shirt fdrom yesterday in teh boys washer. i penny boarded to there hose. the said hey adn i was like hey we went to tacobell and ate tacos i luv taocs i then went bak to there hose and we played naked twiste but its okay there liek broter tk me. i won of couse im very flexibel. after tgat i watched them prac ticae tgere band. there new song called amnesiasas. i decuded to go home and shower first i wshed ny haur tgen i shaved tgeb i washed my body i was sweaty from twister it got heated. i went on twitter and seen jc tweet 'i now meet @KylieIsBaeAsFuckkkk yesterday but i luv her' i bluched adn then i went ot sleep.
(OKAY CHAPTER ONE I'M SORRY THIS THE WORST THING EVER... OOPS BUT ITS A JOKE. BYE THIS ISN'T MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE IM SORRY)
