Naruto One-Shot: Naruto x Ino

Naruto Shippuden:Ultimate NaruIno

Naruto Uzumaki yelped as he dodged a kunai swipe from his opponent. Naruto wears a black and orange jumpsuit with black ninja sandals, and a black leaf village headband. He also has spiky sun-bleached blonde hair and whisker birthmarks due to having the Kyuubi no Kitsune sealed inside of him. His opponent is none other than Ino Yamanaka, a ninja part of the Konoha 12 (well, 11 since Sasugay Uchiha left) along with Naruto.

Ino is just the definition of beautiful. She has platinum blonde hair in a ponytail that reaches her back. She wears a sleeveless, purple crop-top that shows her luscious midriff, a purple skirt that shows her long, beautiful legs, and black ninja sandals. She wears her leaf headband around her waist. She then tossed another kunai, just barely nicking his cheek. Naruto then went for a flying quick that he was sure was going to connect, but Ino dodged by doing a split, and simultaneously threw a punch aimed for his ankle, but her punch went too high, meaning...

Naruto's POV
"Oh shit!" I shouted as I twisted in midair, using Ino's fist as a handstand. I flipped off of her fist and flipped through some hand signs, gathering chakra for a jutsu. "Doton: Dorryu heki no JUTSU!" I yelled, a wall of earth appearing below Ino. I expected to see Ino flying through the air, but all I saw was a log that was broken to bits. 'Kawamari!' I thought, surprise clear on my visage as I wondered where Ino could possibly be. It was then that I felt my world spinning. There was something foreign in my system that I could put my finger on for a second, wondering how this could have happened. My eyes widened in realization.

"Genjutsu, Kit!!!" my tenant screamed suddenly, scaring the hell out of me. "WHAT THE FUCK, FOX?!!!" I ranted angrily. 'I forgot we had a mental link, Kurama. If this was a real fight, I would be as good as dead!' I snarled. I could hear Kurama laughing his ass off in my mindscape. 'I guess you have a point there, kit. But you probably would have taken three years to realize that you were put into a genjutsu, just like it took you nearly 6 to realize that you love Ino-Chaannnnn' Kurama dutifully mocked. I blushed as he made fun of me. "Sh-Shut up!" I stuttered, causing another thunderous laugh to erupt from Kurama. I had a few, errmmm...naughty dreams about Ino that I will try my absolute best to take with me to my grave.

Believe me, those had to be some of the best dreams I have had, even better that ramen... I blushed again as I thought of another dream in which I finally got to touch Ino's beautiful, smooth, white, luscious... Okayyy, I'm getting off track here. My face is about as red as Hinata's now. I get back to the fight after hearing Ino's cute giggle. "Kai!" I screamed, releasing a shitload of chakra from my tenketsu to cancel out the genjutsu that Ino put on me, creating a big-ass smoke cloud. I created a shadow clone that I switched with. I masked my chakra as I hid in the bushes and enjoyed the show.

Ino's POV
I giggled at how long Naruto was under my genjutsu, then I pulled a kunai, waiting for the right time to sneak up behind him and claim a victory before he could break out of the genjutsu (you have no idea, beautiful). I held a kunai at his neck from behind, causing him to shiver a how cold it was, causing me to giggle once more and then stifle my giggle, blushing as I did so. No matter how strong or hot he is, (A/N: Before any of you assume ANYTHING, I am straighter than the path of a gun bullet) I can't let the village idiot know that he has my heart. "I suggest you yield, Naruto-Kun. I don't wanna hurt you" I said, masking my reluctance to use force on the only person I love that way. He just chuckled and turned his head with a grin, as if he weren't at knifepoint right about now. "You should probably worry about yourself, Ino-Chan" he smiled smugly, and I felt a hand softly grope my ass, causing me to shriek in surprise, then moan in pleasure.

I blushed and then this powerful anger washed through my body, and some memories came back to me as I remembered some rather... unspeakable things.