Frozen: A South Park Parody (Reader X Stan)

Chapter 3: Coronation Day is a bitch.. Part 1

It's finally come! Coronation day is here! (Y/N) has been prepared for this day, for she is becoming queen.

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One of the guards knocked on (S/N)'s door, "Excuse me?  Ms. (S/N)?" She slowly sat up in her bed and yawned, "Eh, Yes?" she lazily responded. "it's your sisters coronation day, you need to get ready!" They happily said. "my sisters... Corneration day?" she replied, "what's a corneration?" (S/N) Looked over at her newly made dress for today. She gasped. "It's coronation day!"

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The guards all starting setting up for the special day.

"The window is open, so's that door

I didn't know they did that anymore

Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?

For years I've roamed these empty halls

Why have a ballroom with no balls?

Finally they're opening up the gates

There'll be actual real live people

It'll be totally strange

But wow, am I so ready for this change!

'Cause for the first time in forever

There'll be music, there'll be light

For the first time in forever

I'll be dancing through the night

Don't know if I'm elated or gassy

But I'm somewhere in that zone

'Cause for the first time in forever

I won't be alone

Tonight imagine me gowned and all

Fetchingly draped against the wall

The picture of sophisticated grace

Ooh! I suddenly see him standing there

A beautiful stranger, tall and fair

I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face

But then we laugh and talk all evening,

Which is totally bizarre

Nothing like the life I've led so far

For the first time in forever

There'll be magic, there'll be fun

For the first time in forever

I could be noticed by someone

And I know it is totally crazy

To dream I'd find romance

But for the first time in forever

At least I've got a chance" (S/N) sang, happily

"Don't let them in, don't let them see

Be the good girl you always have to be

Conceal, don't feel, put on a show

Make one wrong move and everyone will know

But it's only for today" (Y/N) worried but tried to stay positive.

"It's only for today"

"It's agony to wait"

"It's agony to wait"

"Tell the guards to open up the gate"

"The gate"

"For the first time in forever"

"Don't let them in, don't let them see"

"I'm getting what I'm dreaming of"

"Be the good girl you always have to be"

"A chance to change my lonely world"

"Conceal"

"A chance to find true love"

"Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know"

"I know it all ends tomorrow,

So it has to be today

'Cause for the first time in forever

For the first time in forever

Nothing's in my way!"

Nothing could bring the younger sister down.

Except a horse.

That god damn horse.

The Princess flew into the boat trying to keep herself from falling in.

But someone caught her.

Damn. He looked good.

"Are you okay?" Sir Clyde Donavon asked, pulling the younger sister up. "Yes, I'm fine! Wow. This is Awakard.. I mean your not awakard, I am. You're gorgeous! What?" She said. Clyde laughed at the girls silly reply. "I'm Clyde. Ruler of the Southern Isles" (S/N) was lost in his eyes. "I'm sorry...  what?" she said. (BF/N) came running over. (S/N), Hurry up!  You gotta get ready for your sisters coronation!" She pulled to sister up and ran with her. (S/N) waved goodbye to the hunk she just met. As he waved goodbye he lost his grip and fell in the water. "She's perfect..." He said to himself.

Perfect indeed...