At summer camp I found this random chunk of cement and I don't know why but I started calling it my rock and scaring people with it especially my friend Thomas because the night before I found it we were hanging a bear bag an we had to throw rocks tied to the bear bag at trees to hang it up and I ran into the forest to get the rock back after one time we missed and I threw it back and yelled heads up but Thomas didn't move and the rock ended up hitting him in the crotch it was hilarious but totally an accident Thomas ended up fine but he might not end up having kids when he grows up
True story...