When we last left off, Deadlox himself, less formally known as Ty, had been shot. Truly a tragedy to behold. The alien invader who caused such a deplorable action, Worm, has taken Ty's only love, Meglox, for the creature from space has such an immense desire to B R E E D. In a last minute effort, Ty attempts to call for help by calling 9-1-1.
Unfortunately, he fails.
It turns out that in the action of typing in the simple sequence of 9-1-1, by the time he hit the first 1 in 9-1-1, Ty had suddenly realized the immense pain that comes when you're shot. As a wise woman once said, people die when they are shot. In his realization that he might die he panicked and ended up typing a completely different and random number.
This very number however, happens to be the phone number of an extremely prestigious trash based organization.
About an hour later, Deadlox had truly become what his name entailed.
The first four letters in conjunction to be exact.
Deadlox the YouTuber bleed out and straight up died.
Soon after his death a large trash truck approached the body. The extremely prestigious trash based organization had traced the call back to this exact location. From the passenger's side steps out Seb, a tall Frenchman with awful hair carrying with him the smell foolishness and regret. The driver is Danny DeVito but that's neither here nor there considering he stays in the drivers seat.
After spotting the actual Really Actually dead Deadlox on the ground, Seb does the only thing he can think to do with his Garbitual Instincts.
Dispose of the Body.
Before doing so, however, the smelly frenchman lays his eyes upon the wound.
"Plasma," he thinks to himself, "Only a plebeian would attempt to use Plasma to kill a man."
This is because Plasma itself is not actually that useful as a weapon in fictional cases. Its hot but its low density. Making it higher density i.e. higher pressure than atmospheric pressure means it would expand. Low density means there is less energy per amount of plasma. So it would be used as a continuous stream. But as shown in real life plasma torches, range is severely limited. You see, the ability to shoot a contained blast of plasma that could physically harm a human being, and to have such a concentrated substance be shot out at speeds of a bullet or so, would be extremely unrealistic. The same goes for many similar technobabble like terms, such as Ion Cannons or Lasers, as they don't actually have the backing to be used as weaponry to do so much damage. If Aliens were in fact real, their weaponry would most likely be similar to ours in many respects. Maybe not all of course, but to assume they would have the ability to vaporize a person into thin air or, in this case, completely shred a person's insides, is on a new level of disbelief.
In any case, Seb knew that whoever caused this dead man's despicable death is one of the lowest of the low.
Awful.
Despicable.
Garbage.
And he knows exactly what to do with garbage.
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