Chapter 1 Waffles are Deadly Weapons

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I opened my eyes to find myself on the floor... again. I've been waking up on the floor a lot lately. I lazily threw the blanket back on my bed and got up. I walked over to Emmy's bed on the other sid of the room. Emmy was wrapped up in her bankets so only her face was visible. I quietly and carfully slipped the knife she kept under her pillow out and placed it carefully out of her reach and out of her sight. I then smiled evily and poked Emmy's nose.

"Boops your nose" I said with a smile on my face. Emmy jumped up pinned me against the wall.

"SKYLER!!!!!" She yelled in rage realizing what just happened. I giggled then booped her nose again.

"Boops your nose" She smiled and brushed a strand of her golden blonde hair ot of her crystal blue eyes.

"MOTHER!!!!! I HOPE YOU'RE MAKING WAFFLES!!!! OR IMMA GONNA KILL ADAIN!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my loungs. Everyone knows I can be loud, really really loud. Yet I can be quiet when I want to. I heard Adain shreek in the dinning room. I giggled and picked out an outfit. I chose a bright pink shirt with a flower made out of bright pink and magenta sequins and jeans. I, of course, wore my jacket. I considered sock buuuuuuuut! My feet will be freezing cold and sweat if I have socks on. I only wear socks if I have no choice. I brushed my hair and parted it on the right letting some fall over my left eye. I looked at Emmy who had a purple shirt with a butterfly made of purple and lavender sequins and jeans with no socks. She parted her hair on the left and et some fall over her right eye. We smiled and raced to the dinning room.

"TIE AGAIN?!?!" We yelled in unision. We had arrived at the exact same time. My mom brought us each a plate with waffles and baccon.

"YUZ!!!" I yelled throwing my hands in the air. Emmy giggled and rolled her eyes.

"Happy birthday you two!" My mom said smiling.

"This... there was that... E=MC2.. zuccini plus spinich equals poop... random other stuff to sound like I'm actually thinking to sound cool... YEP!!! WE'RE 31!!!!" I yelled. Emmy face palmed and broke into laughter. "My work here is done!" I crossed my arms and nodded.

"Oh my gosh! That was CRAZY! Amyways we're 13" Emmy said when she calmed down.

"Oh! That makes more sense cuz zuccini plus spinich equals poop!" I said, Emmy broke into laughter again. Adain tapped my shoulder.

"Skyler! look at what I made!" He lead me into the living room and pointed at the desktop. Minecraft was open and he made a giant cake that said Happy Birthday Skyler and Emmy.

"Emmy! Come look at what Adain made in Mnecraft!" I yelled, I yell a lot. Emmy came over and smiled. Adain fiched a switch and it blew up.

"YEAH!!! EXPLOSION!!!!!!" I yelled throwing my hands into the air. Emmy and Adain broke into laughter. I love making people laugh. We finished breakfast and grabbed our backpacks. I heard a honk(or whatever noise the car horn thingy makes) from out front.

"Shawna's here! Time for school!" Emmy yelled

"Wait! I have a present for you two birthday girls" My mom handed us each a little budder box. I opened mine and inside was a heart shaped mood necklace on a silver chain. Emmy had an identical necklace. We put them on.

"Thanks!!!" We said in unision. We then ran out the door with Adain and climbed into the car. Shawna's mom was in the divers seat. Shawna was next to her. I was behind Shawna's mom and Emmy was next to me. Adain and Alex were in the back Adain behind Emmy and Alex behind me. We talked about Creepy Pasta on the way to school. I kept trying to bring up Minecraft but Shawna would just continue with Creepy Pasta. We got to school and unpacked. I grabbed my sketch book and Creative writting note book. Emmy did the same but with hers. We went to advisory and our friends bombarded us with Happy Birthday. They gave us presents and kept jumping up and down saying "Open them!" I opened one of mine. It was a green sundress from Chealsy. Emmy opened one it was a purple cape that shined magenta in the light from Chealsy. I got a box of waffle shaped chocolate from Haily. Emmy got a box of chocolate from Haily. I got a plant identification guide from Heather. Emmy got a animal track identification guide from Heather. I got a book of how to use redstone in Minecraft from Tiffany the only other one in the group that has the slightest intrest in Minecraft and Minecraft Youtubers. Emmy got a book of Minecraft Commands from Tiffany. I got a book with information on the most famous Creepy Pastas from Shawna. Emmy got a book on the Slender Proxies from Shawna. I got water colors and water color note book(a book filled wither nothing but water color papper) from Jennifer. Emmy got the same thing from Jennifer.

"Thank you girls!!!!" Emmy and I said in unision. Some boy walked into the room and bumped his shoulder on the door way and I felt it. My shoulder hurt as if I just bumped it on the door way. I shrugged it of and Emmy and I put our gifts into our lockers and we went to class. Every single time someone got hurt I felt it. It was starting to bug me.

TIME SKIP!!!

I dropped my bag down on the ground and walked into the kitchen. I grabbed an apple and sat down infront of my laptop. I opened Youtube and started watching SetoSorcerer. I have like an hour before I have to do my homework

Emmy's POV

Skyler dropped her bag and grabbed an apple and started watching Youtube videos. I pulled out my sketch book and started drawing Skyler and I in a field with magical flowers and a clear sky other than a cloud city off to the left but not blocking our view of a beutiful ocean sunset. After I sketched it, I pulled out my water colors and painted it. After I finished I smiled and placed it gently on the table so it could dry. Skyler broke into laughter at what ever she was watching. I looked and saw she was watching SetoSorcerer play Teacher with some other Youtubers. She noticed me looking and paused it.

"Wanna know what its called?" She asked. I nodded, "Its Minecraft Mini-Game Teacher w/Deadlox, Gizzy Gaza & More - Todays lesson: Redstone!" I smiled. She pressed play and laughed some more.

TIME SKIP!!

Our cousine came over and we decided to play hide and seek. Skyler made waffles and insisted on playing while eating them. Adain was it we took off all over the house I hid in the closet in his room. I was the second one found. Yuka had hid behind the couch. Adain searched for an hour and still hadnt found Skyler.

"SKYLER ADAIN NEEDS A HINT PLEASE PEEP!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, not nearly as loud as Skyler, but still pretty loud. We heard a faint peep from the family room. Yuka and I followed Adain and he still couldnt find her.

"ADAIN NEEDS ANOTHER HINT!!" Yuka yelled. We heard a peep from one of the cabinets under the counter. It was so small our tiney eight year old cousin would barly be able to fit in it. Adain opened it and Skyler screamed and hit him with a waffle.

"WAFFLES ARE DEADLY WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!" Skyler screamed taking a bite of her weapon. We laughed at the fact Skyler used a waffle as a weapon, Skyler had somehow fit into a tiney cabinet, Skyler could still move inside the tiney cabinet and Adain screamed like a girl.

Skyler's POV

When I was getting ready for bed I took off my necklace. A couple minutes later I had a verry painful head ach. I put my necklace on and the head ach slowly got better. I figured taking off  my necklace was a bad idea. A very very bad idea.

Sorry to anyone who is reading this for not updating sooner, I got distracted by my writters block and getting rid of it, I kinda forgot about this story. Anyways...

I'm Skyler, your my Waffles. Do something to rid the world of Minecraftia of evil waffle stealing Pigmen. Eat waffles(The food not the ones in the Waffle Army)

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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