Once upon a dark and dreary night Silus Darkmoon went to visit Jumbo.
But Jumbo was dead and upon is face was written "You are moist!"
This shocked and disturbed Mr.Darkmoon and it was only later that he realized that he had almost split his groin with worry.
Arthas was getting ready for a nice relaxing day of R&R.
But suddenly invincible was dead and upon his groin said "Fear the old gods"
Arthas screamed as the most powerful of the old gods "Big'Muddah" rose from the depths and split his groin clean in two.
MEANWHILE IN THE REAL WORLD:
"Well that was a strange questline" Sam said mildly disturbed, only later did he realize he split his groin with disturbition.
