A story of my boring life ~ a journal

~ cockroach ~

July 2nd 2018 Philippines Time Zone.

Nothing much happend today, so I'll just talk about last night.

SOMETHING HORRIFIC HAPPEND AND I HAVE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE.

a cockroach chased me.

Here's the details.

So I went to the fridge and grabbed a juice box... well there was no juice inside it, it was chocolate milk. Chuckie's chocolate milk. But it was in a juice box, you know? 

And I can tell you THAT SHIZ GOOD

anyways, you know how each and every juice box have a stray that comes in plastic? Yeah, I went to throw it away to the garbage.

But the I saw something on the wall.

And as soon as I made eye contact with it.

It knew.

It knew I saw him.

AND HE JUMPED OFF THE FREAKING WALL AND CHASED ME

AND I KNEW IT WAS A COCKROACH

so I ran to the dining room table screaming, people didn't know what was happening until they saw the cockroach coming this way. 

My aunt's husband's cousin's daughter chased the cockroach away. 

And that was the end of it.

hah no.

That afternoon, I saw another cockroach by the door. 

It was having a seizure.

And maybe about 30 minutes after the cockroach chasing me incident.

I found a dead cockroach on the floor.

But that wasn't the one who chased me because the one who chased me ran off because of my aunt's husband's cousin's daughter.

So I thought it was the one from this morning.

There's a lot of bugs here, especially cockroaches because I'm on vacation in the Philippines.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

This night I found another cockroach on the wall of the dining room. 

The dining room is outside btw along with the 2nd kitchen (the kitchen we nomally use) 

But there is shelter covering the roof. 

But technically it's still outside.

And then I was debating with my aunt' she husband's cousin's wife whether cockroaches can fly very high or not.

I thought they could fly, but not so high.

She thought they could fly very high.

And right at that moment

Something horrific happend.

A BIG COCKROACH WHICH WAS FLYING VERY HIGH CAME AND LANDED ON THE TABLE NEXT TO THE WALL WHERE THE OTHER COCKROACH WAS

And then there was two.

But after dinner I got my Ate Jericho (name has been changed) to kill it for me :)

She killed the one on the wall but the one on the table....

I don't know where it is now.

GOOD BYE WORLD