the project ¡ nyongtory

0.7

"hey you want to come to mine this time, my mom wants to meet the guy i slept with yesterday." seungri immediately realized the way jiyong could've taken that, and started to correct himself. "i-i-i mean the-uh-person, who owns the house i s-slept in yesterday."

jiyong laughed, "yeah sure, i guess but i gotta be home before dinner. rich kid family gathering, you know."

"yeah, but im not rich and still have family gatherings."

"yeah, but at rich kid family gathering. everyone fucking rich. expect your porn addict uncle."

"well, what if it's not your porn addict uncle, its your porn making aunt." seungri laughed.

"that makes it for your porn addict uncle? gross." jiyong held his stomach in laughter as they walked south to seungri's condo.

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"alrighty." lee seungri said pulling out his key to the house.

as he opened the door he yelled, "mommy, i'm home."

and heard his mom yell, "well, honey i'm home too." from the kitchen.

seungri told jiyong to come in and follow him. "mom, i brought a guy home."

seungri mentally face palm for the wording he had used.

"do you......." seungri's mom was cut off because seungri had started loudly playing "shoot me" by Day6 to cover up his moms embarrassing sentence and the rest jiyong couldn't hear.

[tell me what you think about "shoot me" in the comments.]

seungri did that a lot when his mom is about to say something embarrassing about him. he would normally play a really good song and today "shoot me" was the only option.

jiyong questioned why seungri did that and pondered what his mom was gonna say.

quickly seungri dragged the older by his wrist to his bedroom and felt butterflies in his stomach.

the scene seemed really up for something sexual, i dont know man. the dragging to bedroom seems like some yoonmin shit, when yoongi knows jimin has feeling for him and jimin really does and yoongi totally does too and is actually yoongi's obsessed. so he fucking drags jimin to his room and demands him to strip himself. then, smuttt sceneee
:3).
possessive yoongi thats my shit.

but that was the complete opposite, since all they did was finish the script together neglecting the info and trying to act it out a little, but couldn't save their fucking laughter for later, eh? until jiyong's leaving times approached and so did family members.

jiyong was late. and got scolded at but defended himself because they never gave him a car.

[ohh its my birthday yay
hope you enjoyed this chapter. the yoonmin paragraph i was about to break the fourth wall but i didnt want to]