Ryan layed down on the grass staring up at the sky. It had been a long day, Ryan was rather exhausted from filming for new upcoming music video,
That Green Gentleman (Things have changed). He sat up and noticed that his bandmates weren't around him. They'd obviously had left him behind again.
"Those fuckers always leave me behind." Ryan sighed.
"Whatever I'm just gonna have a nap." Ryan said and laid back down on the ground.
Ryan's POV
"Late, late. I'm so fucking late holy shit where is it?" I hear someone say
Who the fuck decided to disturb my slumber... I might actually cut a bitch. I sit up, leaning on my elbows. I glare at what I recognize to be a rainbow bunny... Wait, a rainbow bunny? No, that can't be right. I rub my eyes and look back at the bunny but no difference in color. I look around to see if there was anyone else around. I mean bunnies can't talk right?
"Excuse me sir do you have the time, you see my watch stopped." I look around but see the bunny right in my face.
"Holy fucking Cheez Whiz." I jump back in fright.
"Rude." The bunny mutters.
"Why are you rainbow? That's not entirely important... Why do you speak" I ask the bunny.
"I don't know. Why are you human?" The bunny retorts.
I reach into my pocket to pull out my phone to check the time only to have my phone snatched from my hands as the bunny begins to read my phone.
"Cool, thank you." The bunny says hopping off with my phone. Wait, my phone! I get up and begin to chase the bunny... Or so I thought since my legs were half asleep still, as soon as I got up I fell face first into the ground.
"Ugh." I mutter into the grass and dirt below me. Why me? What did I even get up for? Oh yeah... My phone.
"Come back here you little shit!" I get up once more and soon find myself a few meters away from this bunny and a rather large tree.
"Tally ho mofo." The bunny says before jumping down into the ground and basically disappearing into thin air. I run right over to the tree to see a big hole in the ground.
... So... What the fuck am I suppose to do? Jump in the hole? I mean... I could always buy a new phone. I lose my balance as I feel the sudden push from someone
"Yeet!" They shout. As I begin my descent I faint due to sheer fright
I soon wake up in an unrecognizable room. But the only words I hear are;
"Welcome to Pretty. Odd. Ryan"
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Ryan in Pretty. Odd.
Fantasy"Welcome to Pretty. Odd. Ryan" "Bitch, how fucking high am I?" You thought Pretty. Odd was an album? Wrong. It's also a place... This is basically like Alice in Wonderland but ya know... Emo... So... Ya like spoons?
