Lams Office (AU)

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John on Camera 

"So you guys are going to be recording us all the time?,"I question"nothing makes good T.V. like recording a mid-range paper company's branch.

George (the english one) Pov

"I'M BACKKKKK BITCHES," I yell as I enter the office.

"How appropriate," I hear John mumble and Alexander giggle in response.

"Do you think this is a joke John."

"Oh,not at all".

"Good,because bitch is an offensive word"

"But you just said it"

I groan,"John John John I was testing you, ALL OF YOU, and you all failed so," I tsk.

I watch Samuel stand up and say "Guys as Assistant Regional Manger-

"Assistant to the Regional Manager," I correct.

"Same thing"

"ehhhhh"

"Fine,'' He grumbles "as Assistant to the Regional Manager," he smiles smugly, " I'd have to agree with George you know the word bi-"

"Oh, my god just shut up,".

"Wha-"

"SHuT UP"

I begin to walk around the office and introduce people to the cameras.

John Laurens POV

I see that now is a perfect time to mess with Samuel.

"Don't mind him Sam it's just that time of the month,"I say lowering my voice.

He lowers his voice to match mine "It's time to pay his bills"?

"No,no,no," I say hardly keeping a straight face "He's on his period, you know how it is."

"Ha ha nice tr-" he stumbles over his words looking at my straight face. "W-wait are you serious."

I nod my head like I'm confused "Yeah, it's not a big deal he's just more moody."

"Buh-but he's a man," Sam blusters.

"Yeah that's why he has one," I pause and make a thoughtful face "Wait have you not had yours yet," I question.

"Of course I have I just- I di- Alex!!"

Alex POV

I see Samuel approach me and I already know by the look on his face John told him something. I smile and prepare myself to go along with whatever prank John is playing now.

"Alex," Samuel then hesitates and mumbles something about a man period.

"You're gonna have to speak up," I reply, glancing over at John.

"John says men have periods," He repeats blushing.

It takes every ounce of self control in me to not at the very least smile. "What do you mean "John says" surely you know about this yourself."

"Of course I do," he responds defensively "I'm not dumb."

"I didn't mean to offend you Samuel," I say offering an innocent smile.

Samuel turns on his heels and marches back to his desk and begins to undoubtedly research man periods, thank God for trolls.

Alex on Camera 

"Yeah, John and I are good friends." "He's really funny and nice and just a good person in general who wouldn't want to be his friend," I stop myself noticing I'm rambling and look up to see that John is giving me a thumbs up. I begin to smile and blush profusely then pause looking down at my engagement ring.

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