Chapter 1

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My name is Mary Anne and this is my life as a POTATO
           
MORNING
So lets start every day after i woke up at 9am i will go to my mirror and say to my self I'm a potato ill always be a potato i will never be an OOOOOONNNNIIIIOOOONNNN then after that i fix my bed then i will eat my breakfast which is an apple then after i eat my breakfast i will take a bath for like 2 hrs (i always play water in tub and sometimes i even try to be Kalamares which i dont know what that is...but it never works so after that i will go brush my teeth and comb my hair you might say i dont have hair but in my mind i have hairs (sometime i dream that i have a unicorns hair or a leaf hair)...thats why a take 2 hrs in the bathroom...after that i go outside and run and every day i fell in my face then it will take 20 mins before i stand up...because my body is big and my arms and legs are small after that i will go back home at 12: 20 or before 12:20

  LUNCH  

I will go home and eat my lunch which is always an Onion which i never eat and i Always stab it with a knife because i Hate onion and i will never be an ONNNIIOOOONNNNNNN then im done eating

AFTER LUNCH
I just sleep its beacuse its ber boring (and your birthday day and you will always be happy there happy merry 😊 and good happy birthday 🎂🎉 was a merry merry christmas and happy birthday merry 🎁 and merry we will see him soon next tomorrow we will merry merry happy and merry christmas happy birthday merry merry christmas 🎄 was is a good

  AFTERNOON

As a Potato 🥔 I Grow myself i try to mature but it never work also i try to have friends but it never happens because you know i hate other potato 🥔 they are weird they  go other places i stay at the corner they have BF or GF I am alone they have they have a lot of dreams my only dream is to be a kalamares...after that I will go to my room

NIGHT

I practice writing words like this ( and the game is was the best great a time for my life will never be the best day of the year ever wanna is ple was a good game for and i you can is the not one of the best game games day for of the you can i be the)
then after that i go to my bed and sleep ...thats my Life weird right well its because am a potato 🥔 POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 06, 2018 ⏰

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